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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2011, 01:36:39 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 24, 2011, 01:33:14 PM
Damn it Sani, I wouldn't have said that out loud.
-3 for changing the quote and not following the proper movie quote etiquette of the board.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2011, 01:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 01:36:39 PM
-3 for changing the quote and not following the proper movie quote etiquette of the board.

Correct response would have been something along these lines:

My mama always told me never put off till tomorrow people you can kill today.

I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good.


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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2011, 01:48:19 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 01:36:39 PM
-3 for changing the quote and not following the proper movie quote etiquette of the board.

Thats a lot of points to make up. This hurt for at least a week.
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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2011, 01:50:46 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 24, 2011, 01:45:30 PM
Correct response would have been something along these lines:

My mama always told me never put off till tomorrow people you can kill today.

I've heard that name before. Can't remember where, but it wasn't good.

Either would have been accepted.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2011, 04:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 24, 2011, 12:59:57 PM
I was appalled at all of the overt references to God.

Why?  It would have been far more rude to not acknowledge him.........especially after he made the effort to be there.................  He  was sitting in a sky box sipping a Toomer's Lemonade.
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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2011, 07:40:24 AM »
Quote from: eagleair89 on January 24, 2011, 04:30:51 PM
Why?  It would have been far more rude to not acknowledge him.........especially after he made the effort to be there.................  He  was sitting in a sky box sipping a Toomer's Lemonade.

I fear that this may have been a swing and a miss.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2011, 08:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 25, 2011, 07:40:24 AM
I fear that this may have been a swing and a miss.

would not be the first time and won't be the last.

I just type them, they do not come with a warranty, guarantee or a money back policy.

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2011, 08:38:41 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2011, 08:48:17 AM »
I think he got it and you missed his joke that God is an Auburn fan.
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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2011, 08:49:30 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 25, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
I think he got it and you missed his joke that God is an Auburn fan.

Ah.....It is I that has swung and missed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2011, 09:04:45 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 25, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
I think he got it and you missed his joke that God is an Auburn fan.

bada-bing, bada-boom........egg-zacher-ly.

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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2011, 04:46:32 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 25, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
I think he got it and you missed his joke that God is an Auburn fan.

Did you not see the orange and blue sky of Bryant Denny?  No other explanation other than God beingan Auburn Fan
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Re: So, where will Florence go?
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2011, 04:14:05 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on January 25, 2011, 04:46:32 PM
Did you not see the orange and blue sky of Bryant Denny?  No other explanation other than God beingan Auburn Fan
That and the Orange and Blue sky the day before the National Champhionship game....It was right after Chip Kelly said that "We're playing in a Bowl Game named after a chip and my name is Chip, that's a Sign."  As we were driving away from the Pep Rally, the skies were O&B, I told jumbo...."No, that's a fuckin' sign."
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