Can you really be a legend or leader if you can't count past 10? How about changing the name of your conference to, Oh I don't know, something with a 12 in it?
Or maybe you could just forgo numbers and call it something like the Mid America Conference (taken huh?)
Breadbasket Conference? You could have a big biscuit as a mascot.
The Bizarro Tide Conference? Instead of counting national championships and getting a higher number than reality they count teams and get a lower number than reality.
The Please Let This Make Us Relevant Again Conference?