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Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« on: December 02, 2010, 10:59:38 PM »
http://www.cornnation.com/2010/12/2/1851212/rumor-rumor-taylor-martinez-prima-donna-transfer-imminent

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Rumor RUMOR - Taylor Martinez Prima Donna Transfer Imminent!
 by Cobby on Dec 2, 2010 11:27 AM

Have you heard the latest?

No?

Well.. it turns out that Bo Pelini's blow up at Taylor Martinez was because he talked to his dad on a cell phone during the Texas A&M game. Bo wants to suspend Martinez for breaking team rules, but daddy Martinez wants to transfer and doesn't want anyone to know that his son is suspended because other schools may not want him as much and then Bo agreed to let him wear a boot and fake an injury and everyone hates Taylor Martinez because he's a prima donna even though just a few weeks ago he was the greatest thing ever in the history of Nebraska football.

Then they all had sex with cheerleaders?

No.

So there's no sex with cheerleaders?

No.

Well, add it, then, BECAUSE WITHOUT HIDDEN LUST AND FORBIDDEN DESIRE THERE'S NO MINI-SERIES HERE, FOLKS.

Added, sex with cheerleaders.

It's a go!

"Two or three different sources all report a general version of events as this: "

1. Bo's meltdown against Taylor on Saturday night. All agree it was over a cell phone. When Taylor was injured, he was taken to the A&M locker room because that is where the X-Ray facility was. After being X-rayed and cleared, rather than hurry and return to the team, Taylor left the medical staff to walk all the way over to NU's locker room, retrieve his cell phone, and have a conversation with his father. All told, Taylor and his dad waste 10-20 minutes. Bo is pissed on two different levels. One, he needs the kid back in the game and he's wasting time. Two, Bo has a very explicit rule about cell phones in the locker room and on the field. Evidently, Taylor has been busted for this kind of thing in the past.

Taylor comes back out on the field and the medical staff informs Bo of Taylor's activities. You saw the conversation that ensued on national TV. Not pleasant. There are several 'lip-reader' interpretations out there. All have to do with a phone call.

2. Upon returning to Lincoln, the next day finds Taylor's dad having shown up on campus. He's pissed. This has happened with Taylor's dad in the past and Bo pretty much hates dealing with it. They have a meeting with Taylor, Taylor's dad, and Pelini. Pelini explains that Taylor has violated team rules and will be suspended for a game. Evidently, Taylor's dad completely loses it, stating that it is their intention to transfer from NU to somewhere else and that calling it a 'suspension' will keep teams from wanting his son. Bo says, "Fine, call it whatever you want, but your son isn't playing on Friday." The meeting doesn't end well. Rumors swirl like crazy Sunday night that Taylor has quit the team. Technically, he hasn't, but there is enough truth in there to know that something has happened.

3. The next day, Taylor shows up with a walking boot on his foot to practice. Him and his dad want him to wear the boot so that people will believe that he is not playing this week because of his ankle, not because he's 'suspended'. As a 'screw you' to Pelini, however, Taylor wears the boot on the wrong foot, causing all sorts of confusion and strange questions from the press. Taylor, in his odd way, thinks this is all some kind of funny joke.

4. Then they all had sex with cheerleaders. Some had it twice. Except for one guy who just watched.

As this little stunt makes its way through the team, former players such as Phillip Dillard start piping up via Twitter and Facebook, describing their thoughts on Taylor and his established history of stunts like this, neglect for team rules, his over-obsessive daddy, etc. Phil calls on the Unity Council to dismiss Martinez from the team. Speculation is that current players are the source of Dillard's anger.

What the 'inside' people are reporting is this: Taylor Martinez is gone after this season. All agree this is the case. He may not play another game for Nebraska. Taylor wants to be gone, Taylor's dad wants him gone, and Bo and the rest of the team want him gone. Everyone within the program, from the coaches to the players, are tired of his prima donna attitude, helicopter dad, and general lack of respect for all things Nebraska. The 'suspension' will never be publicized as such - but that's what it is according to others.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 11:07:53 PM »
Damn pre-Madonnas.  They'll fuck you every time. 
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 12:08:49 AM »
Transfer.....I know one team in need of a qb.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 12:55:38 AM »
Transfer.....I know one team in need of a qb.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 02:30:46 AM »
Don't look now, word on da skreets, Nebraska's Taylor Martinez has quit the team.
"Da Skreets" knew something was up.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2010, 02:33:46 AM by The Prowler »
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 08:26:36 AM »
Transfer.....I know one team in need of a qb.

Crazy father?  Check.

Ability to run fast?  Check.

Previous problems following the rules?  Check.

Likes to screw girls (and maybe get on a webcam too)?  Check.

Boys, it sounds like we've got our Cam Newton replacement.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 10:02:24 AM »
"Da Skreets" knew something was up.

Holy shit, dude.  EVERYBODY reported this.  You were not the first.  Not even the second or third.  This is just the first time someone has "confirmed" what is really going on.  And yeah, I beat you to it here.  Suck it.

Your skreets are stupid.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 10:04:26 AM »
Likes to screw girls (and maybe get on a webcam too)?  Check.

Boys, it sounds like we've got our Cam Newton replacement.

Say What?
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 10:30:43 AM »
Holy shit, dude.  EVERYBODY reported this.  You were not the first.  Not even the second or third.  This is just the first time someone has "confirmed" what is really going on.  And yeah, I beat you to it here.  Suck it.

Your skreets are stupid.

I love you.

And oh yeah....THIS ^^
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2010, 10:47:21 AM »
Say What?

A weak defamation attempt by the bammers. 

There's a video on youtube of Cam without his shirt on and he is seemingly speaking to a webcam girl.  The clip lasts about 10 seconds, and they claimed they had the full footage of him jerking it.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2010, 10:51:09 AM »
A weak defamation attempt by the bammers. 

There's a video on youtube of Cam without his shirt on and he is seemingly speaking to a webcam girl.  The clip lasts about 10 seconds, and they claimed they had the full footage of him jerking it.

Dudes probably hung like a giraffe. No way a camera could get that in one shot. Not even panning out wide angle. Now we know its bs.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2010, 10:57:04 AM by GH2001 »
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2010, 10:54:29 AM »
Dudes probably hung like a giraffe. No way a camera could get that in one shot. Not even planning out wide angle. Now we know its bs.

I snickered...twice
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2010, 10:58:11 AM »
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Your skreets are stupid.


Subtle. And to the point!


Funny.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2010, 11:06:10 AM »
A weak defamation attempt by the bammers. 

There's a video on youtube of Cam without his shirt on and he is seemingly speaking to a webcam girl.  The clip lasts about 10 seconds, and they claimed they had the full footage of him jerking it.

I think I need to investigate this more closely... yeah.  See y'all in a bit...
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 11:07:07 AM »
I be hearing Cam has a younger brother. To heck with Martinez.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2010, 11:19:29 AM »
Crazy father?  Check.

Ability to run fast?  Check.

Previous problems following the rules?  Check.

Likes to screw girls (and maybe get on a webcam too)?  Check.

Boys, it sounds like we've got our Cam Newton replacement.
And he has crazy tats so we could buy tattoo sleeves and wear them to the game....All I do Is Win.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2010, 11:23:28 AM »
Think he likes Cammy Cam Juice?
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2010, 02:13:35 PM »
Think he likes Cammy Cam Juice?
He like da' pussy juice.
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« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 09:39:09 AM »
He like da' pussy juice.
I thought he liked Booty Sweat.
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Re: Interesting Cornhusker Rumor
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 10:14:55 AM »
I thought he liked Booty Sweat.
I think some people think that is the same thing.
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