Can you play with your cock with a broken thumb?

Saniflush · « **on:** November 30, 2010, 10:20:43 AM »

Have not seen it in print yet but word on the skreet is Garcia has a broken thumb and will not play.

About half the betting sites have taken the line off the game and closed betting.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:22:15 AM »

I have never had a problem after a broken finger...sometimes, I just get all ambidextrous. Oh wait...what was the question?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:28:11 AM »

If it's long enough you can just lean forward and....oh, you're talking about football.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:31:02 AM »

Can't you just use your left hand? If you close your eyes, it's almost like a girl that doesn't know what the hell she's doing.

Wait, what?

JR4AU · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:32:41 AM »

been hearing something about an injury too...but nothing official...might be sandbagging.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:38:56 AM »

Spurrier said that Garcia was injured and wouldn't practice for most of this week. If he was able to go by mid week, he would play Saturday.

I'm not sure I like the idea of a 2nd string quarterback who Spurrier loves more than his starter playing against our secondary.

Bad vibes, man. Bad vibes.

CCTAU · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM »

I think I saw in the game the other night where he hurt his left (non-throwing) hand. Did not know it was broken. He came back in and finished the game.

chinook · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:42:14 AM »

he'll play. how can you not? a chance to win the biggest game in school history. he will not puss out. the visor is playing jedi mind tricks.

RWS · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:53:02 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on November 30, 2010, 10:39:13 AM

I think I saw in the game the other night where he hurt his left (non-throwing) hand. Did not know it was broken. He came back in and finished the game.

Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2010, 12:59:56 PM »

Quote from: RWS on November 30, 2010, 12:53:02 PM

Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.

Nick Fairley just popped a chubby.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 12:59:56 PM

Nick Fairley just popped a chubby.

To hell wif nick. I just did.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:33:54 PM »

Quote from: RWS on November 30, 2010, 12:53:02 PM

Thumb on his throwing hand is broken, and he has a non-throwing shoulder injury as well.

I really hope he's cleared to play.

Forget a healthy 2nd string quarterback.

Give me gimpy.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:42:15 PM »

Like said, Garcia will play. He will get pounded several times and throw a couple of interceptions. Spurrier will then put in the backup, and he will get pounded. The Gamecocks will not take this game from Auburn.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:44:00 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 30, 2010, 01:33:54 PM

I really hope he's cleared to play.

Forget a healthy 2nd string quarterback.

Give me gimpy.

This. Plus, I hope the team meal before the game has something rancid in it and the Cocks are throwing up. Plus, I hope Alshon trips on a banana peel and hangs one of his nutz on a piece of jagged metal and bleeds out. Plus, I hope Spurrier comes down with a severe case of teh goat aids this Friday.

I don't care how we get there, I just want to go to Glendale.

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:45:26 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 01:44:00 PM

Plus, I hope Spurrier comes down with a severe case of teh goat aids this Friday.

As he been hanging out with Thayer Evans?

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:46:15 PM »

Since no one else has answered the damn question.

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:46:32 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on November 30, 2010, 01:45:26 PM

As he been hanging out with Thayer Evans?

It's going around.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2010, 01:47:25 PM »

Quote from: Token on November 30, 2010, 01:46:15 PM

Since no one else has answered the damn question.

Yes, I can play with my cock, with a broken thumb.

Well yeah. When it comes to the dick action, you do what you gotta do.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:09:29 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2010, 01:44:00 PM

Plus, I hope Alshon trips on a banana peel and hangs one of his nutz on a piece of jagged metal and bleeds out.

There's a line that shall not be crossed. You just crossed it. Now I have to sit at my desk the rest of the day with my legs crossed.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:21:35 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 30, 2010, 02:09:29 PM

There's a line that shall not be crossed. You just crossed it. Now I have to sit at my desk the rest of the day with my legs crossed.

Just be alert for fruit on the ground and sharp metal objects. You'll be fiiiiine. I'm sure of it.