I Hope...

[Snaggletiger]

I don't make teh youtubes.  I love and hate the Iron Bowl with a passion.  It's the day you wait for all year in this State and it's a day you hope will never get here.  You think about all the great scenarios that could play out and how much you'll be cheesin' if AU wins.  At the same time...if the game hasn't been played yet...you haven't lost because you KNOW full well how much it would sux if AU goes down. 

We had a bunch of friends and family over for the game and as is normally the case, I'm much more of an out of control fanatic watching a big game at home than I am at the stadium.  My hat...when it's not stolen...is usually the recipient of my wrath.  At least 5-6 times a game, it's getting slammed to the floor in Spurrier-esque fashion.  I've watched many a point and laugh video of other team's fans when an over the top fan gets caught on tape.  FYI....when it comes to a big Auburn game...I'm that guy. 

I do know there were people laughing so hard at me and my brother in law and one other guy and I also know, there was filming going on.  Several times during the game, I had to stop...point and say, "I will sue if this winds up on teh tubes." My BIL had the all time melt down when Fairley was called for the celebration.  No one knew where in the house he was exactly, but we kept hearing primordial screams coming from different rooms...."CELEBRATION? CELEBRATION?? YOU FUCKING PRICKS....SON OF A BITCH...CELEBRATION? KISS MY ENTIRE ASS YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING..."

My shining moment came when Quantravionte Carr fumbled the punt.  All was lost in my world and a certain hat needed to pay for Carr's transgressions.  Carr was no longer an Auburn man..he was the anti-Christ and I needed to let the world know....until we stopped them and all was right with the world again. Did I mention I had been drinking since 11:00?

I hope I don't wind up on teh tubes.  I WILL sue somebody.

[War Eagle!!!]

My hat too went flying. I was as pissed after the Fairley penalty as I have ever been in a football game. I through the hat against the wall...dangerously close to the Christmas tree we put up the day before. My wife said, "If anything breaks in the house I am going to be fucking pissed." I old her that she better move anything within my zone then. And she did. She started taking shit off the walls so that it would be broken.

[AUTiger1]

Don't feel bad, I reacted pretty much the same way. 

My wife had to take the baby from me.  I was holding him, he was sleeping on my shoulder and when bama scored after the Fairley flag, I screamed "Where is the goddamn flag at you bunch of cock sucking mother fuckers."   He woke up screaming.  I felt bad.

[Snaggletiger]

My hat too went flying. I was as pissed after the Fairley penalty as I have ever been in a football game. I through the hat against the wall...dangerously close to the Christmas tree we put up the day before. My wife said, "If anything breaks in the house I am going to be fucking pissed." I old her that she better move anything within my zone then. And she did. She started taking shit off the walls so that it would be broken.

Good woman.  If anything got broken, it would be her fault.  A man cannot be held accountable for damage done during an Iron Bowl.  People know how I am and they still come over on game day.  It's called assumption of the risk.

[War Eagle!!!]

Good woman.  If anything got broken, it would be her fault.  A man cannot be held accountable for damage done during an Iron Bowl.  People know how I am and they still come over on game day.  It's called assumption of the risk.

Word. My house, my rules.

I don't act like that when I go somewhere else. If you come to my house though? Be prepared...

[Snaggletiger]

Word. My house, my rules.

I don't act like that when I go somewhere else. If you come to my house though? Be prepared...

Exactly.  I'm the Alpha Male in my domain.  I rule over my own hat.

[Godfather]

Exactly.  I'm the Alpha Male in my domain.  I rule over my own hat.

Only if your wife says its okay though, and you have to ask nicely.

[GH2001]

Me and simp just drank a lot of southern comfort the first half instead of yelling. It was "comforting" indeed....We did all the yelling in the second half.

[The Prowler]

I laughed through the entire first half.

[AWK]

Good woman.  If anything got broken, it would be her fault.  A man cannot be held accountable for damage done during an Iron Bowl.  People know how I am and they still come over on game day.  It's called assumption of the risk.

It's negligence per se if someone comes over to your house during the Iron Bowl and does not expect some sort of anger at Auburn getting hosed. 

I think I literally made up curse words after that penalty.  We were watching it over at our buddy's place and every time something shitty happened all the guys would go outside, take a few shots of Jack Daniels, and smoke cigarettes.  The women would just sit inside and talk about cooking, our anger, or some other bullshit.

[Saniflush]

I have mentioned this before briefly.  Never in my lifetime or in the Warden's, (cause I asked) have I seen an Auburn team that makes adjustments at or near halftime on both sides of the ball that seem to have such a large affect on the outcome of a game. 

I truly believe that if a team leaves us within striking distance of catching them, we will do it.  I have only ever witnessed one other coach/staff on any level that has this characteristic on a regular basis and that is Ragsdale from Trinity in Montgomery.

We have been conditioned to believe though many years of football in the South that in order to win you must have the best defense and 3.4 yards on every play.  Unfortunately this blows moose cock if you get behind by  more than two touchdowns and it just is not true.  To win you have to be able to adjust to what the other team is and is not doing. 

I am by no means waving Roof's flag here but one thing he (or Chizik) has been able to do with the defense as well as Gus on offense is adjust to what will work.  This is something I have never witnessed at Auburn before.

[Snaggletiger]

I have mentioned this before briefly.  Never in my lifetime or in the Warden's, (cause I asked) have I seen an Auburn team that makes adjustments at or near halftime on both sides of the ball that seem to have such a large affect on the outcome of a game. 

I truly believe that if a team leaves us within striking distance of catching them, we will do it.  I have only ever witnessed one other coach/staff on any level that has this characteristic on a regular basis and that is Ragsdale from Trinity in Montgomery.

We have been conditioned to believe though many years of football in the South that in order to win you must have the best defense and 3.4 yards on every play.  Unfortunately this blows moose cock if you get behind by  more than two touchdowns and it just is not true.  To win you have to be able to adjust to what the other team is and is not doing. 

I am by no means waving Roof's flag here but one thing he (or Chizik) has been able to do with the defense as well as Gus on offense is adjust to what will work.  This is something I have never witnessed at Auburn before.

Word to your Warden.  Couldn't agree more.  I haven't been a Roof fan since day one and haven't backed off that stance. However, I just have to take my hat off to a coach, team whoever is responsible for holding a team to 67 total yards in a half after getting gut fucked for 8000 in the first half.  Kudos

[AUChizad]

Exactly.  I'm the Alpha Male in my domain.  I rule over my own hat.

I've been told that I'm the Beta Male.

[Token]

I've been told that I'm the Beta Male.

That's because you like it in the ass.  Allegedly. 

[The Prowler]

I paused the game after SPuat went up 24-0, I turned off my phone (I was getting texts about every 3 seconds), I took a shower to wash off the bad mojo, grabbed a bite to eat, watched two episodes of American Picker....then I finished watching the game.  Like I said before, I don't get upset anymore.  Which is a good thing for everything and/or everyone around me.

[JR4AU]

My brother and I were watching with my 14 year old dauther, who is very quiet and docile and could give a shit about football, my 68 year old mother, and my aunt, and my aunt's 4 dogs.  You should have seen the cowering dogs and females in the room when the flurry of f bombs was dropped by me and my brother stomping around the living room. 

[DnATL]

I've been told that I'm the Beta Male.

That's because you like it in the ass.  Allegedly.

While taking it in the ass, he was told that he was a Beta Male than AWK, because AWK's ass is like a bullmastiff's mouf, except with more whiskers and less teef.  Allegedly

[GH2001]

That's because you like it in the ass.  Allegedly.

While taking it in the ass, he was told that he was a Beta Male than AWK, because AWK's ass is like a bullmastiff's mouf, except with more whiskers and less teef.  Allegedly

According to 'sources' close to the situation.

[AWK]

That's because you like it in the ass.  Allegedly.

While taking it in the ass, he was told that he was a Beta Male than AWK, because AWK's ass is like a bullmastiff's mouf, except with more whiskers and less teef.  Allegedly

Don't let him lie to you, he has been verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry close to a few men's anuses.