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Chizik's locker room speech
« on: November 29, 2010, 07:14:46 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2010, 07:34:38 AM »
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2010, 09:01:37 AM »
I got chills....again.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 09:12:13 AM »
It is VERY VERY hard to question this man's passion about our FB program.

And if anyone....fucking ANYONE says ANY of that speech was "coach speak", I'm gonna pop you in the testes satchel with a rubber hose. HARD.

I aint gonna lie......just a little.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 09:27:18 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 29, 2010, 09:12:13 AM
I'm gonna pop you in the testes satchel with a rubber hose. HARD.


Normally you have to pay extra for that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 09:44:20 AM »
I'm all in
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2010, 09:45:32 AM »
I thought this video was going to be exclusively on the topic of how the helmets were lined up.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2010, 09:48:08 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on November 29, 2010, 09:45:32 AM
I thought this video was going to be exclusively on the topic of how the helmets were lined up.

He was buying cattle
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2010, 09:53:14 AM »
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2010, 09:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 29, 2010, 09:53:14 AM
$200,000 worth?

or it could have been only $100,000 worth.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 09:58:41 AM »
Well that is just according to unnamed sources.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 10:04:04 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 29, 2010, 09:58:41 AM
Well that is just according to unnamed sources.

First cattle, now money and throw in Victory Land, its all coming together now. Unnamed source = Pat Dye.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2010, 10:20:44 AM »
I will reiterate what I have said pretty much all season.

Hot Coals.  Would walk on them for this man.  Twice.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 01:08:54 PM »
War Chiz.
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 08:06:17 PM »
After watching that, there's a lot of love in this room too.

Yowza.
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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2010, 08:45:56 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on November 29, 2010, 08:06:17 PM
After watching that, there's a lot of love in this room too.

Yowza.
You DAMN RIGHT....YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT.

Hey greasey, make sure to watch that video.  Then after you're done, go fuck yourself with GH's rubber hose
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2010, 09:18:36 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on November 29, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
You DAMN RIGHT....YOU GOTDAMN RIGHT.

Hey greasey, make sure to watch that video.  Then after you're done, go fuck yourself with GH's rubber hose

I'm pretty sure you missed her point...
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2010, 09:23:07 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 29, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you missed her point...

Is anyone surprised?
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2010, 09:38:53 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 29, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you missed her point...

Nah...he got it. He said "greasey"...get it?
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Re: Chizik's locker room speech
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2010, 09:40:33 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 29, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you missed her point...
I'm pretty sure you missed my point...  Is anyone surprised?
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