Why It's So Much Fun When They Lose

[Townhallsavoy]

From a 71 year old grandpa on my facebook list.  He attends a church I used to attend, and he rarely ever posts, yet he posted this at 7:14pm:

"Alabama does NOT lose to Auburn.  Nick Saban lost to Auburn.  Put a REAL COACH who was connected to THE BEAR and we won't ever lose to Auburn again." 

It's solid fucking gold, people. 

[jmar]

From a 71 year old grandpa on my facebook list.  He attends a church I used to attend, and he rarely ever posts, yet he posted this at 7:14pm:

"Alabama does NOT lose to Auburn.  Nick Saban lost to Auburn.  Put a REAL COACH who was connected to THE BEAR and we won't ever lose to Auburn again." 

It's solid phuking gold, people.

Let's see. Off the top of my head the healthiest descendant might be Bro. Bill Oliver.

[The Prowler]

Here's a re-tweet by Jumbo to Clay Travis....

jumbo77: Keep writing books.....RT @ClayTravisBGID: En route to Iron Bowl where Bama will soon crush Auburn's hopes and dreams.

[Jumbo]

Here's a re-tweet by Jumbo to Clay Travis....

He puts the D in douche'.

[The Prowler]

He puts the D in douche'.

You put the "ism" as in, this is just a defense mechanism.

[AUChizad]

Here is a series of facebook statuses from one female "friend".

Auburn Fans Yall must be deaf and blind if u think we quiet, aint shit changed we still talkin shit cause we still in here fool yall just caught the fuck up so dnt start talkin that jibber jabber now yall aint did shit! Roll Tide

Auburn fans claim Alabama fans quiet. #Killyoself

So what? Fuck yall!!!

Nooooooooooooo! Fuck fuck fuck!!!

[AUChizad]

Another female:

I hate you Auburn!! You take such cheap shots on quarterbacks!!! You make me sick!!! How many quarterbacks have you injured now??? What goes around comes around!!

Me:

Sorry for playing football.

Her:

You'll get one year before they lock up Cam, so you better take what you can get! Ha ha ha

[AUChizad]

Another female:

Congrats Auburn!! Maybe next year the Tide can win if we follow your strategy ...Take out the QB with unnecessary roughness, run the clock down because ur offense SUCKS, and top it all off with excessive celebration. Very nice... Gotta love gutless football... ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

[The Prowler]

Chad, send her a message back....That makes QB #6, BOOM MFER YEAH!!!

[JR4AU]

I love the cheap shot remarks.  That's fucking priceless.  The ref's spot bammer an extra 7 points trying to "make a point" with Fairley early, and by the end of the game he was helping McCarron off the ground...and one of our midget DBs gets the first sack of his career, puts McElroy out, and it's a cheap shot.  Fucking mommy parts.

[JohnDeere]

Not that I wished Greg "almost a Rhodes Scholar" McElroy would be injured, but I was thinking, "KARMA" when Bell slammed his ass in the 4th quarter. Karma because of the shot of his parents dancing like  fools at the end of the 1st quarter after he set his career best in yards. Anybody else catch that shot of his blueblood looking  parents acting like damn idiots? Those are bammers I hate the most. I can easily tolerate the ignorant rednecks, but I loath the bluebloods/greeks who think they are better than people.

[The Prowler]

Not that I wished Greg "almost a Rhodes Scholar" McElroy would be injured, but I was thinking, "KARMA" when Bell slammed his ass in the 4th quarter. Karma because of the shot of his parents dancing like  fools at the end of the 1st quarter after he set his career best in yards. Anybody else catch that shot of his blueblood looking  parents acting like damn idiots? Those are bammers I hate the most. I can easily tolerate the ignorant rednecks, but I loath the bluebloods/greeks who think they are better than people.

Yeah...I'd Loath McElroy's sister.

[BZ770]

I probably shouldn't have done this but i put on my status after the game a simple WDE$$$$$$$$$ with the dollar signs.  I thought it was funny.

[The Prowler]

Hey, put this picture and quote up on your facebook.


Karma IS A BITCH sometimes
"I hope someone hurts Cam Newton and Nick Fairley, take out their knees." - bammer fans

[JR4AU]

Hey, put this picture and quote up on your facebook.


Karma IS A BITCH sometimes
"I hope someone hurts Cam Newton and Nick Fairley, take out their knees." - bammer fans

I saw a couple of bammers saying shit like that.  Only the online types, or talk show caller types who are not representative of any fan base.  I hope Auburn fans wouldn't act happy McElroy got hurt.  I hate to see a player hurt. 

[Townhallsavoy]

A few more to start the first of 364 days of braggery:

From a female:
"Way to squeak out another win over Alabama! 36-0 still stings I bet! Roll Tide!" 

From a former student, who is 19 years old:
"The worst display of Alabama football I have ever seen." 

From a different female:
"Well, the barn won by 1.  I guess that's just barely better than a MORAL VICTORY.  Ha!  Roll Tide!" 

And my favorite from a female (censored by me):
"yal n---as aint shit auburn.  we rn dis stat alys hve alway s will"

[GH2001]

And you guys are friends with these people?

BTW JR - I was smiling when Ginger got slammed. That was a lot of pent of frustration. I really hate his arrogant ass. Its football - maybe he should head to Oxford to study Shakespeare already.

[jmar]

And you guys are friends with these people?

BTW JR - I was smiling when Ginger got slammed. That was a lot of pent of frustration. I really hate his arrogant ass. Its football - maybe he should head to Oxford to study Shakespeare already.

Did Jay Barker take McElroy under his wing like Ryan Seagrest has Justin Beiber? Where do they get these arrogant dicks? Damn I liked "em better with Namath and Stabler pedigrees.

[wreckingball]

Here is a series of facebook statuses from one female "friend".

This game makes me wish that I had bammer friends on Facebook. Every bammer that has ever tried to friend me has either been rejected or blocked from my news feed.

[Tiger Wench]

I must have decent bammer friends on FB.  Only two of them have been nasty.  The rest have made comments relative to keeping the BCS egg in the SEC.