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Thanksgiving Menu

Thanksgiving Menu
« on: November 23, 2010, 10:43:31 AM »
What's on your menu for Thursday?

Ours:
Turkey
Cornbread Stuffing
Mashed sweet potatoes
Green bean casserole
Stuffed mushrooms
Manchego Cheese with honey and crackers
Cranberry with Port
French Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie

Lots of expensive beer and wine.   
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 10:44:47 AM »
What's on your menu for Thursday?

Ours:
Turkey
Cornbread Stuffing
Mashed sweet potatoes
Green bean casserole
Stuffed mushrooms
Manchego Cheese with honey and crackers
Cranberry with Port
French Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie

Lots of expensive beer and wine bourbon.   

ditto with one exception.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2010, 11:01:14 AM »
Turkey
Turkey dressing and gravy
Ham
Chicken and dumplings
Skillet fried Okra
Macaroni smothered with a melted layer of Colby and Monterrey jack cheese
Corn off the cob
Sweet Peas
Green beans and potatoes 

I'm certain other items will be on the table, but those are the ones that will cover my 6 compartment styrofoam plate. 
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2010, 11:04:52 AM »
Turkey
Turkey dressing and gravy
Ham
Chicken and dumplings
Skillet fried Okra
Macaroni smothered with a melted layer of Colby and Monterrey jack cheese
Corn off the cob
Sweet Peas
Green beans and potatoes 

I'm certain other items will be on the table, but those are the ones that will cover my 6 compartment styrofoam plate.

No one gives a fuck what's on your table...
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2010, 11:27:19 AM »
No one gives a fuck what's on your table...

You should.  Your mother cooked it.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2010, 11:30:10 AM »
hahaha...
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 11:38:42 AM »
You should.  Your mother cooked it.

i'm sure his mama's charitable contribution to the soup kitchen will indeed be delicious.   

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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2010, 11:38:58 AM »
Turkey & Gravy with Cajun stuffing
Ham
My Mamaw's Cornbread Dressing  (I am the sole Southern girl in a family full of coonasses and one Yankee)
Oyster Dressing (see above statement about coonasses... dressing is NOT a seafood dish!!  Gack!)
3 green bean casseroles (traditional, one w/Swiss Cheese and a new one w/Cajun Spices that I am making)
Spinach Madeline (another coonass thing)
Baked Carrots (olive oil and spices over carrots sliced longways, baked in oven - unreal good - also mine)
Mac & Cheese in the blue box (for the kiddos)
Sweet potatoes of some sort (blech)

Wine, wine and more wine
Juice boxes

Carmel Pie
Apple Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Cupcakes and other assorted kid desserts

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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2010, 11:45:00 AM »
Start smoking a Turkey about 4:00am
All the other generic stuff that goes with T-day.
Football

Massive amounts of beer as I stress about Friday.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2010, 11:45:45 AM »
Much of the standard issue T'Giving dishes above.  Gots to have a big pot of turnip greens and cat head biscuits.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2010, 11:47:57 AM »
smoked turkey
oven baked turkey
cornbread stuffing
broccoli salad
mashed potatoes
cheesy potatoes
sweet potato casserole
green bean casserole
dinner rolls

smoke salmon (fresh caught...home smoked), cream cheese and crackers

sweet potato pie
cherry, cherry cheese pie
pumpkin pie

oregon riesling
bourbon

 
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 11:51:19 AM »
Turkey
Turkey dressing and gravy
Ham
Chicken and dumplings
Skillet fried Okra
Macaroni smothered with a melted layer of Colby and Monterrey jack cheese
Corn off the cob
Sweet Peas
Green beans and potatoes 

I'm certain other items will be on the table, but those are the ones that will cover my 6 compartment styrofoam plate.
My favorite food of all time.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2010, 11:58:33 AM »
i'm sure his mama's charitable contribution to the soup kitchen will indeed be delicious.

Tou fucking ché
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2010, 12:00:00 PM »
I'm going to eat a Tofurkey. 
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2010, 12:01:34 PM »
I'm going to eat a Tofurkey.

Is that what you call the area of floppy skin between the sack and the shaft?
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2010, 12:02:30 PM »
Is that what you call the area of floppy skin between the sack and the shaft?
I thought you called that wife?
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2010, 12:02:43 PM »
Is that what you call the area of floppy skin between the sack and the shaft?

That's the beard
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2010, 12:05:32 PM »
I thought you called that wife?

No, no.  Wife is the name for that person who makes more money than me and attempts to order me around all day (and night). 

 
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2010, 12:09:26 PM »
No, no.  Wife is the name for that person who makes more money than me and attempts to order me around all day (and night).

Trust me.  Money has no bearing on this character trait.
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Re: Thanksgiving Menu
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2010, 12:18:28 PM »
Thanksgiving marks the first showing of the year for my famous Chocolate Pecan Pie.

I make about 50-60 per year and give them out as Christmas presents to friends and customers.
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