Z is for Zoanthropy: The delusion that one is an animal. and possibly the condition Nick Fairley has been functioning under all season long. The last time Alabama center William Vlachos lined up against a first-class defensive tackle, Drake Nevis added "an extensive injury to the soul" to Greg McElroy's Rhodes Scholarship application. Fairley is at least as good as Nevis and undoubtedly nastier, so do yourself a favor when watching the Iron Bowl this Friday: watch the trenches. It's going to be gory, brutal, and undoubtedly entertaining.