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Question For You Fellow Alchies
« on: November 22, 2010, 12:46:22 PM »
In 04' I happily trapsed into the Ga. Dome just before game time and just like at the movies, made straight for the concessions to load up for the first quarter.  Fully prepared both mentally and monetarily to shell out $12.00 for a 4 oz. light beer, I approached the vendor, shivering in moist anticipation...only to find....NO ALCOHOL SALES AT SEC EVENTS. 

I was not otherwise prepared to lather my liver with a flask of snake oil and had to watch the majority of the SECCG....sober.  Gads!!!

Is the same rule in place?  Should more detailed and stringent planning be done ahead of time? 
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »
Sadly yes it is. Better pack a flask.
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 12:58:19 PM »
Sadly yes it is. Better pack a flask.
Or a seat cushion.
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 12:58:49 PM »
In 04' I happily trapsed into the Ga. Dome just before game time and just like at the movies, made straight for the concessions to load up for the first quarter.  Fully prepared both mentally and monetarily to shell out $12.00 for a 4 oz. light beer, I approached the vendor, shivering in moist anticipation...only to find....NO ALCOHOL SALES AT SEC EVENTS. 

I was not otherwise prepared to lather my liver with a flask of snake oil and had to watch the majority of the SECCG....sober.  Gads!!!

Is the same rule in place?  Should more detailed and stringent planning be done ahead of time?

Funny cause Papa Bert kept me hooked up. 

Do yourself a favor and call http://www.papabert.com/
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 01:00:37 PM »
Isn't the dome all fold down seats?  Did you tell em' you had teh him-her-royds?
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 01:03:48 PM »
Isn't the dome all fold down seats?  Did you tell em' you had teh him-her-royds?

This is the problem you and some other will have.  Don't tell'em shit.  Just walk in with it.

You are talking about minimum wage part time employees that give less than a shit about you getting your drank on.  Cause as soon as you are in they are going to get theirs.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2010, 01:08:21 PM by Saniflush »
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2010, 01:05:04 PM »
Isn't the dome all fold down seats?  Did you tell em' you had teh him-her-royds?

So get the binoculars

THE MNC however will not be dry, so the drinks will be a flowin.
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2010, 01:24:39 PM »
So get the binoculars

THE MNC however will not be dry, so the drinks will be a flowin.

They even have "barn" right there in the name, it's like it was meant to be.

http://www.papabert.com/Barnoculars-Binocular-Flasks/Papa-Bert-Barnoculars-Binocular-Flask.asp

Personally I would go for the wine rack.  Much more efficient than the ziploc bag of Jack we put in a friend's ample cleavage.
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2010, 01:35:37 PM »
They even have "barn" right there in the name, it's like it was meant to be.

http://www.papabert.com/Barnoculars-Binocular-Flasks/Papa-Bert-Barnoculars-Binocular-Flask.asp

Personally I would go for the wine rack.  Much more efficient than the ziploc bag of Jack we put in a friend's ample cleavage.

Who reached in to get it?
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2010, 01:59:47 PM »
Who reached in to get it?

Depends on how much she had had to drink.
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Re: Question For You Fellow Alchies
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2010, 02:23:48 PM »
Funny cause Papa Bert kept me hooked up. 

Do yourself a favor and call http://www.papabert.com/

Testify.

Best $$ I've spent in a long while.
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