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djsimp

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Need a laptop?
« on: November 17, 2010, 12:54:34 PM »
Personally, I want to beat the shit out of this kid and take the laptop.
http://college-football.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/24156338/25896071

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Cam Newton's stolen laptop for sale
Posted on: November 17, 2010 12:12 pm
Edited on: November 17, 2010 12:43 pmScore: 137
Posted by Tom Fornelli

We're past the midway point of the month of November, which means that we're a little over a month away from Christmas.  So you've probably already begun doing some Christmas shopping for your family and friends, and if you have an Auburn fan in your life, or perhaps an Auburn hater, it seems I may have found the perfect gift for you to buy them.

Long before Cam Newton found himself in the midst of the current NCAA investigation into his recruitment and the alleged attempt of his father to sell his son to the highest bidder, Newton found himself in some trouble while at Florida for stealing another student's laptop.  A laptop he threw out of his dorm room window when the police were called.

Well, how would you like to buy that stolen laptop?  It turns out that somebody has it, and they sent an email to Deadspin on Tuesday to let them know that it's available for the right price.
My friend is in possession of the laptop that Cam Newton stole/purchased stolen and subsequently threw out a window while at UF. He's been contacted multiple times to sell. The serial number/model match that of the stolen laptop. In addition, the laptop has Cam's name written on it in large white letters. (See the police report which is already online for confirmation that this truly is the real laptop. It lists the serial number.). While the laptop is damaged from its fall out a window and will not function, it would definitely be of the highest entertainment value. Would your site be interested in bidding for it?
While I'm not sure how interested the site is in buying the laptop, I'm sure if you're interested you could contact Deadspin yourself to find out how you could go about buying it.  But hurry, Christmas will be here before you know it
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 12:55:16 PM by djsimp41 »
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Re: Need a laptop?
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2010, 05:44:24 AM »
Lets get his address and really steal it from him this time.
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Re: Need a laptop?
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2010, 08:56:08 AM »
GF has the know how to find out the info.
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