Believe this or not..congrats from a "bammer" here.

[The Prowler]

Also, go to your profile, under forum layout or whatever, click the unsensored box to see the goddamn mother fuckin' curse words...that is if you aint a fag.  Other than that, Welcome Cocksucker.  Feel free to open up on me, 'cause I don't give a FUCK.  Lets see whatcha got....Biatch.

[Jumbo]

Also, go to your profile, under forum layout or whatever, click the unsensored box to see the goddamn mother fuckin' curse words...that is if you aint a fag.  Other than that, Welcome Cocksucker. Feel free to open up on me, 'cause I don't give a FUCK.  Lets see whatcha got....Biatch.

That's what she said.

[The Prowler]

Seeing Jumbo's post just reminded me of something....well nevermind, it'll be funnier when you find out the hard way.

[AUJarhead]

lol

I hope you die in a fire.

Go fuck yourself.

But other than that, welcome.

[War Eagle!!!]

Since it appears you're going to stick around, it's time we get a few things straight.

1. Bammer = idiotic, trolling, bandwagon, doesn't know shit about actual football aside from the fact that you live in Alabama and there is also a team called Alabama so you might as well buy some shit.  And you have sexual relations with someone you are related to. 

If you don't fit in that category, don't refer to yourself as a "bammer".  You won't gain any respect with the self-deprecating bullshit.  Unless you admit to having no balls and a small penis.  Then snaggle will like you.  (No offense snaggle.) 

2. It's cool if you are one of those guys who "pull for the other team when they aren't playing each other".  I have no problem with that.  Well, actually I do, but I'll save it for another time.  Back to the point.  They don't like Alabama.  Not even a little.  As a matter of fact, you'll probably be told to die in a fire at some point.  When it happens, don't take it personal.  And don't think that just because you'll be smiling if Auburn takes the crystal football, that they'll be your BFF. 

Most of these people are the coolest fuckers I've met via the interwebs.  Awesome group.  But if I have to see Cam holding that crystal football with that big ass smile??  I'll most likely go out and shoot the fuck out of random small woodland creatures with my tactical mossberg pump.  That's right.  I'll enter the wooded area behind my house, and I'll start by shooting every squirrel's nest I see.  Peter cotton tail?  He better not hop that bunny trail in a straight line.  Otherwise, he's fucking toast.  And they'll understand.

3.  It's obvious you are entering with the "let's be BFFs" strategy.  Again, to each his own.  Ask RWS and no huddle.  I don't fuck with their business and they don't fuck with mine.  But, a friendly warning?  If you come in with the warm and fuzzy posts only to post some trolling bullshit later, they'll fucking ruin you.  And ruin doesn't = ban.  No.  Godfather probably already has pictures of you and your family.  He probably already knows your address and your place of employment.  If you fuck with them, I guaran-fucking-tee you'll regret it.  Immediately. 

4. If you run across a post that makes you want to eat a bottle of strychnine (and you will), just move to the next one.  I promise, you'll be 4 pages deep before you've realized how bad you've shit your pants.  Just let it go.

5.  You better watch a shitload of movies or you are going to be lost.  And read the entire thread before responding to something on the first page.  There's a 95% chance the 3rd page will have nothing to do with what you'll be responding to on the first page.   

6.  Finally, the most important thing to remember.  PLEASE!!. For the love of all that is holy.  If you haven't been to a game at Bryant-Denny, lie about it.  Make something up.  I don't care.  Tell us that you've been to every game for the last 25 years.  Just don't EVER say that haven't been there before.

Funny shit.

[GH2001]

Bring your ass to Tuscaloosa on black friday, and I promise we'll renew your hatred.

at least you guys seem to take your losses this year though....ga seems to have this excuse thing down to a science. And yes,  still hate your asses....fuckers

[No Huddle]

Do not use the BFF approach. I just use common sense.

[djsimp]

lol

Ain't nothing gunny around here. With all that has already been said, I only can add this. You best listen and learn.

[AWK]

We made the UGa fans at our tailgate feel very unwelcome... due to their obsessant barking during the first two quarters.

[JR4AU]

We made the UGa fans at our tailgate feel very unwelcome... due to their obsessant barking during the first two quarters.

You divide your tailgate in to quarters?

[Tiger Wench]

We made the UGa fans at our tailgate feel very unwelcome... due to their obsessant barking during the first two quarters.

I am thinking the guy that got the circle shaved into his head probably did not say too much.

[AWK]

I am thinking the guy that got the circle shaved into his head probably did not say too much.

He sat right in the front clapping and cheering until someone reminded him he had a penis shaved into his head, in a less than nice way.

[Snaggletiger]

He sat right in the front clapping and cheering until someone reminded him he had a penis shaved into his head, in a less than nice way.

Was that a penis?  I didn't have the stones to stare at him long enough to tell. I just thought someone F'd him up.  He must have been proud of having a dick shaved in his dome because  cap would cover that shit up.

[Buzz Killington]

I just use common sense.

Does not compute.

[Buzz Killington]

Welcome, cousin fucker.

[Tiger Wench]

We may have scared him off...

 

[AWK]

Was that a penis?  I didn't have the stones to stare at him long enough to tell. I just thought someone F'd him up.  He must have been proud of having a dick shaved in his dome because  cap would cover that shit up.

Typical Ugay fan.

[Ogre]

Prayers sent.

[Godfather]

You divide your tailgate in to quarters?

Doesn't everybody?

[Jumbo]

Was that a penis?  I didn't have the stones to stare at him long enough to tell. I just thought someone F'd him up.  He must have been proud of having a dick shaved in his dome because  cap would cover that shit up.

Hat thief.