I'm actually fairly disappointed in them. I was really looking for the "I want these to fuck me up so bad I won't remember any of this" effect, but I guess my knee hurts so much, it's just sorta killing the pain. I tried Crown with them one night and thought I was literally going to die.
Wrong mixture. I personally recommend a touch of the grape. For me, when my shoulder gets bad, it's two Vicodin and ONE SMALL GLASS of syrah. Since you are a bammer, substitute "Gallo in a jug" for syrah but you get the picture. Not sure why that works better than straight likker, but it does.
Seriously, I know how it feels to hurt so bad nothing can touch it. About eight hours after my first abdominal surgery, I got nauseated from the morphine and threw up - with fresh sutures holding my stomach together. I cried for nearly a half hour before they loaded my IV up with something awesome and then I don't remember the rest of the day... here's hoping it eases up soon for you.