Crazy Rumor To Start Your Morning

[eagleair89]

Jerry Jones has reached an agreement with Dan Mullen to be the next HC of the Cowboys.

This would explain a lot.

Mullen, headed for the protection of the NFL, hangs MSU, UF, AU and Newton out to dry.

NCAA sanctions?  SEC reprimands?  BAAAAH!! Who cares suckers!

also by slamming Newton and destroying his college experience, he encourages Newton to declare for the draft.  With Dallas's current record they will have a high draft choice.

Not high enough to get Newton?  No problem, Jerry trades up.

No way Newton signs with the man who ruined his college career?

Sure he does, that is what big signing bonuses are for.  Especially when that bonus guarantees him to be the starting QB for America's Team....back home in Texas in Jerry's magical football Disneyland.

Dan Mullen, Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
Cam Newton the future of the Cowboys.

Remember you heard it hear first.

What a phuked up world we live in......................sheeesh.

ps: for those of you who will dismiss  this out of hand, remember this.................Jones once hired Chan Gailey..........that's right Chan phuking Gailey!  After that one nothing is out of the realm of possibility for "Corch" Jones.

[Townhallsavoy]

I'm uh...I'm sipping on some coffee right now. 

Maybe once the caffeine sets in, your post will make a bit more sense. 

But as for now, 

[Snaggletiger]

Cam said he had a plan.  Just sayin'...

[GH2001]

Jerry Jones has reached an agreement with Dan Mullen to be the next HC of the Cowboys.

This would explain a lot.

Mullen, headed for the protection of the NFL, hangs MSU, UF, AU and Newton out to dry.

NCAA sanctions?  SEC reprimands?  BAAAAH!! Who cares suckers!

also by slamming Newton and destroying his college experience, he encourages Newton to declare for the draft.  With Dallas's current record they will have a high draft choice.

Not high enough to get Newton?  No problem, Jerry trades up.

No way Newton signs with the man who ruined his college career?

Sure he does, that is what big signing bonuses are for.  Especially when that bonus guarantees him to be the starting QB for America's Team....back home in Texas in Jerry's magical football Disneyland.

Dan Mullen, Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys.
Cam Newton the future of the Cowboys.

Remember you heard it hear first.

What a phuked up world we live in......................sheeesh.

ps: for those of you who will dismiss  this out of hand, remember this.................Jones once hired Chan Gailey..........that's right Chan phuking Gailey!  After that one nothing is out of the realm of possibility for "Corch" Jones.

I would disown my beloved Cowboys if Jerry did this.

BTW - "back home" for Cam is Atlanta, not Texas. Just saying...

[Snaggletiger]

I would disown my beloved Cowboys if Jerry did this.

BTW - "back home" for Cam is Atlanta, not Texas. Just saying...

You didn't disown them when they hired Wade Philips?

[Tiger Six]

You didn't disown them when they hired Wade Philips?

I would have disowned them when they hired Barry Switzer. 

[GH2001]

You didn't disown them when they hired Wade Philips?

For about a minute....until his first 3 seasons resulted in 13, 9 and 11 wins. 33 wins in 3 years will change your mind.....maybe it was a trick to fool us, and set us up for the ultimate downfall this year. I like Wade personally. One of the nicest guys you'll know of. But he doesn't know how to yell at a player - admittedly.

[eagleair89]

BTW - "back home" for Cam is Atlanta, not Texas. Just saying...

yeah I know...........I was having a little fun, it was way after midnight.

The back home in Texas referred to his time at Blinn, which was very successful, and them Texicans adopt them some good football players real quick.................my bet is they will claim him as one of their own.