LSU Pass Attempts v. Bama

[jmar]

It's been a really slow week. All of the talking heads are fawning over the Tide's road to the national championship matchup against Oregon. Please join me in a moment of silence as I curse the bastards for everything they are worth or stand for and War Eagle!

[Godfather]

I'm not sure I understand the poll

[jmar]

I'm not sure I understand the poll

Where you from son?

[Snaggletiger]

He ain't from round here.  Unfortunately, I think it's gon get quazy or whatever cause' I believe the C'Dogs are going to have to throw.

[Godfather]

Where you from son?

Uhh what country do you think this is man?

Well in your topic you said attempts and in the poll you said "air it".  I can look at those from two different ways "air it" to me would mean air it out and by the small numbers you have I would think how many times they throw it long. 

If you are talking about total pass attempts what makes you think they would only throw the ball less than 9 times?  They threw it 30 times against us.

Like I said I don't understand the poll.

[Godfather]

oh and why would throwing the ball more than 9.5 (how do you make .5 a throw) be crazy?  The lowest number of passing attempts they have is 16.

I mean if you just wanted to make a poll...just say I wanted to make a poll.

[Saniflush]

Excuse the GF, sarcasm is lost on him sometimes.

He's better with another type of pole.

[Snaggletiger]

Excuse the GF, sarcasm is lost on him sometimes.

He's better with another type of pole.

You said pole

[Godfather]

I do love to see dancing around a pole

[jmar]

Excuse the GF, sarcasm is lost on him sometimes.

He's better with another type of pole.

I had no idea. He mostly seems Merican.

[Tiger Wench]

Not to mention that when you are talking about LSU, there is a huge fucking difference between a QB throwing it and actually having someone IN AN LSU JERSEY catch the ball completely and to a successful conclusion.

[jmar]

Not to mention that when you are talking about LSU, there is a huge phuking difference between a QB throwing it and actually having someone IN AN LSU JERSEY catch the ball completely and to a successful conclusion.

Understood. I purposely figured in all possibilities, scenarios etc. It's an all-inclusive poll which identifies Utah passes, though wayward, still in the realm of a forward pass statistically speaking. No fumble shall count and if I need to spew over into a Python routine I will but I am at a disadvantage at this time as I recently had some outpatient surgery and currently suffer in the ways of recall.

[wesfau2]

Understood. I purposely figured in all possibilities, scenarios etc. It's an all-inclusive poll which identifies Utah passes, though wayward, still in the realm of a forward pass statistically speaking. No fumble shall count and if I need to spew over into a Python routine I will but I am at a disadvantage at this time as I recently had some outpatient surgery and currently suffer in the ways of recall.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

[jmar]

English, motherphuker, do you speak it?

...at times yes,  when I feel the need. And mostly with kindness toward my fellow man.

[Godfather]

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

What?

[wesfau2]

What?

Say 'what' again.  Say 'what' again!  I dare you!  I double dare you, motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!

[Saniflush]

Say 'what' again.  Say 'what' again!  I dare you!  I double dare you, motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!

What ain't no country I ever heard of.

[Buzz Killington]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?