PLEASE!!!!

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Baby, bammer or not, you know I love you.

But right now?  I hope you, your coach and your team gets fucked under Noccalula Falls with the dick of a toothless diseased ex-con from a trailer park somewhere on Sand Mountain while his meth-mouthed crackwhore of a sisterwife watches and drools in anticipation from both sets of lips.

That's hot.

($1 to Jumbo)

[Tiger Wench]

$1 to Jumbo)

Just slip it in his G-string...

[Tiger Wench]

I have discovered that powerful legitimate prescription narcotics free the mind and soul... so very liberating.

I wonder if I can stay stoned until 27 November?

[Token]

Baby, bammer or not, you know I love you.

But right now?  I hope you, your coach and your team gets fucked under Noccalula Falls with the dick of a toothless diseased ex-con from a trailer park somewhere on Sand Mountain while his meth-mouthed crackwhore of a sisterwife watches and drools in anticipation from both sets of lips.

I'm generally always a "it's business, not personal" type of guy.  I gotta say though, one or two more adjectives, and you may have crossed the fucking line.

[The Prowler]

I'm generally always a "it's business, not personal" type of guy.  I gotta say though, one or two more adjectives, and you may have crossed the fucking line.

Donkey Punchin', Mother Fucker....there ya go.

[Saniflush]

Donkey Punchin', Mother Fucker....there ya go.

Sharing means caring.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Sharing means caring.

You just gotta go with the love we be feelin' round here.

[Buzz Killington]

Donkey Punchin', Mother Fucker....there ya go.

maybe he was looking for retarded sister-fucking?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

maybe he was looking for retarded sister-fucking?

Actually he was waiting for "prostate tickling uncle-daddy".  That's a little too personal.

 

[Ogre]

I have discovered that powerful legitimate prescription narcotics free the mind and soul... so very liberating.

I wonder if I can stay stoned until 27 November?

Pretty sure I've been stoned since 27 November.

[Saniflush]

Pretty sure I've been stoned since 27 November.

of about '98 or '99.

Finished your sentence for you.

[Tiger Wench]

I'm generally always a "it's business, not personal" type of guy.  I gotta say though, one or two more adjectives, and you may have crossed the fucking line.

Ooooo... what are you gonna do?  Arrest me?  Do I get to choose who wears the handcuffs?  Gonna pat me down, Deputy? 

[djsimp]

Ooooo... what are you gonna do?  Arrest me?  Do I get to choose who wears the handcuffs?  Gonna pat me down, Deputy?

Watch it Token, she's flirting with you. You let her put cuffs on you, she's gonna steal your gun and your car.

[Tiger Wench]

Watch it Token, she's flirting with you. You let her put cuffs on you, she's gonna steal your gun and your car.

Dude, I told you where I left the keys.  Let it go already.

[djsimp]

Dude, I told you where I left the keys.  Let it go already.

lawd have mercy! 

[War Eagle!!!]

And this is why Auburn will play if we win out...

SOS
3. Auburn
68. Boise St.
86. TCU
142. Oregon

Look at the games Oregon still has left. They still don't play anyone...

http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/2010/Internet/toughest%20schedule/9games_cumm.pdf

[jmar]

And this is why Auburn will play if we win out...

SOS
3. Auburn
68. Boise St.
86. TCU
142. Oregon

Look at the games Oregon still has left. They still don't play anyone...

http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/2010/Internet/toughest%20schedule/9games_cumm.pdf

If the Arizona game was in the desert and if Nick Foles was healthy that might be as tough as USC but the heads point at Cal away and this "civil war" with State as toughies. Two ranked teams is all they have played to date.

[Buzz Killington]

And this is why Auburn will play if we win out...

SOS
3. Auburn
68. Boise St.
86. TCU
142. Oregon

Look at the games Oregon still has left. They still don't play anyone...

http://web1.ncaa.org/mfb/2010/Internet/toughest%20schedule/9games_cumm.pdf

...and yet they are #1 in the BCS.

[jmar]

...and yet they are #1 in the BCS.

And the so-called "Experts", ESPNU described  Auburn one dimensional. That wasn't Lugenbill or Schlaback but Pollack making that moronic statement. There is nearly a concensus however that Alabama will beat Auburn. Only former UCLA TE Charles Arbuckle likes AU enough to abstain from both assertions.

Oregon is described as sexy with the quirkiness, multi colored unis etc.

[GH2001]

And the so-called "Experts", ESPNU described  Auburn one dimensional. That wasn't Lugenbill or Schlaback but Pollack making that moronic statement. There is nearly a concensus however that Alabama will beat Auburn. Only former UCLA TE Charles Arbuckle likes AU enough to abstain from both assertions.

Oregon is described as sexy with the quirkiness, multi colored unis etc.

I quit watching that show..its like the view. One dimensional? 3 rushers in the top 11 in the sec. Darvin Adams, Mr reliable. Nick Fairly the best dl in the sec. Wes byrum is as automatic as it gets. Washington has become a dangerous ko return man. Our special teams gunners I.e. Craig Sanders, have been awesome. Every team has a weak link. Ours is neiko torched and mediocre punting. Big whooop! Oregon gives up 20-30 per game against lesser defenses. So screw the experts....