PLEASE!!!!

[Snaggletiger]

Just a little observation from the cheap seats.  If LSU beats Bama and then wins out, do we still not have a win over a top 5 BCS opponent?  LSU currently sits at #10 and will move up leaps and bounds with a vitory over Bama and either TCU or Utah losing this week.  If LSU and Miss State beat Bama, Miss Stae will probably be in the top 10-15.  Bama will end up in the top 25 even if they lose to both.

Given we win them all, that would give us victories over a top 5, top 15, and top 25 BCS rated team.  No one else can touch that.  Forget about all this silly rooting for Bama stuff, talk about serious negative Karma.

Stop with your logic.  It has no place here and it may wind up talking me down off the ledge.  Now excuse me, I have to run to the doctor to get my head sewn up.  I was cut by a piece of falling sky.

[Godfather]

Ok, still doubting? Auburn jumped to #2 with a closer points race when we beat LSU, a team with way higher percentages across the computer equation. Either TCU or Utah wins, they still don't have those type numbers. Ok, you may be saying well why did Auburn drop to #2 when they are #1 across the BCS numbers. That is because when you add both the Harris poll and Coaches poll in together, that outweighs the BCS numbers. Both of those polls have us at #2 and Oregon at #1. Still not on board? Ok, lets simulate some numbers by taking the last three weeks worth of BCS numbers and do a mock ranking. Lets say TCU, being higher ranked than Utah, wins and of course Auburn beats the Mocs. Taking the same sum numbers from when we beat LSU (with higher BCS percentages I might add) and add to the TCU total as of 10/31. That gives TCU +/- .9640 for 11/7. Add the typical non ranked but win number (diff of .230) and add that to Auburn for 11/7 and you get .9830. Now, this is a quick glaze over but I would money on that difference on being even larger if we correctly calculated it.
Attached are the last two weeks of BSC standings.

This ^^^^  I started to do this this morning, but said fuck it, it's not worth the effort for Chiznaggle. Thank you for doing the work for me.

[djsimp]

This ^^^^  I started to do this this morning, but said fuck it, it's not worth the effort for Chiznaggle. Thank you for doing the work for me.

You are welcome. I see what you mean though. I can't be doing this shit again, my freaking brain is sizzling.

[Snaggletiger]

This ^^^^  I started to do this this morning, but said fuck it, it's not worth the effort for Chiznaggle. Thank you for doing the work for me.

You wound us

[Saniflush]

You wound us

A hatchet wound maybe.

[Godfather]

You wound us

You both can chip in $500 to cover the bet.

[Snaggletiger]

You both can chip in $500 to cover the bet.

Gotcha covered like a jimmy hat.

[AUChizad]

Stop with your logic.  It has no place here and it may wind up talking me down off the ledge.  Now excuse me, I have to run to the doctor to get my head sewn up.  I was cut by a piece of falling sky.

I agree that the fact bammer loses to two teams we beat will probably end up helping us "enough" in the computers.

I still don't trust the humans to get it right. I've watched enough ESPN, read enough articles, and heard enough guests on the talk radio shows who all have votes in this thing try to explain to me why Boise should be ranked ahead of Auburn. Now that TCU beating Baylor looks a lot better on paper after they they just beat Texas, and beating Utah is technically a #3 vs. #5 match up, I have no reason to believe there won't be a fair share of assholes putting them ahead of us, as there already are plenty ranking Boise ahead of us as it already is.

And we've been there. We've heard the exact same bullshit about "Just calm down, it'll work itself out", and it never did. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...a foolmecan'tbefooledagain.

[Godfather]

I agree that the fact bammer loses to two teams we beat will probably end up helping us "enough" in the computers.

I still don't trust the humans to get it right. I've watched enough ESPN, read enough articles, and heard enough guests on the talk radio shows who all have votes in this thing try to explain to me why Boise should be ranked ahead of Auburn. Now that TCU beating Baylor looks a lot better on paper after they they just beat Texas, and beating Utah is technically a #3 vs. #5 match up, I have no reason to believe there won't be a fair share of assholes putting them ahead of us, as there already are plenty ranking Boise ahead of us as it already is.

And we've been there. We've heard the exact same bullshit about "Just calm down, it'll work itself out", and it never did. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...a foolmecan'tbefooledagain.

Yaeh but you are talking AP voters....their votes don't mean shit.  We are at #2 and #1 in the ones that matter.

[djsimp]

I have baby powder in my shoes.

[Tiger Wench]

OK.

OK.

[deep breath]

Fuck bammer.  I want them to lose to LSU and every team thereafter, up to and including Auburn.

Fuck the Coaches Poll.

Fuck all the "We Heart Non-AQ Teams" voting mutherfuckers.

We won't get jumped.  And if we do?  We jump right back if we win out. 

If we win out, we will play for - and WIN - the egg.

[/deep breath]

[War Eagle!!!]

OK.

OK.

[deep breath]

Fuck bammer.  I want them to lose to LSU and every team thereafter, up to and including Auburn.

Fuck the Coaches Poll.

Fuck all the "We Heart Non-AQ Teams" voting mutherfuckers.

We won't get jumped.  And if we do?  We jump right back if we win out. 

If we win out, we will play for - and WIN - the egg.

[/deep breath]

There you go!!!

[Snaggletiger]

Move on.  These are not the droids we are looking for.

[Tiger Wench]

There you go!!!

I'm trying to get some swagga. 

I'm ALL IN.

[djsimp]

I'm trying to get some swagga. 

I'm ALL IN.

Dem some mighty fine looking chips you there.

[War Eagle!!!]

I'm trying to get some swagga. 

I'm ALL IN.

You got man hands too....

[Tiger Wench]

You got man hands too....

Chips are nasty.  I pay someone to push them over the line for me.

[jmar]

No talk of a split championship yet?
Anyone seen any early Vegas odds on the prospects for the teams in the running?

[Token]

None of this will matter after Bama stripes Auburn's ass on Black Friday.

Now, where are the dicks?  I'm hungry.

[Tiger Wench]

None of this will matter after Bama stripes Auburn's ass on Black Friday.

Now, where are the dicks?  I'm hungry.

Baby, bammer or not, you know I love you.

But right now?  I hope you, your coach and your team gets fucked under Noccalula Falls with the dick of a toothless diseased ex-con from a trailer park somewhere on Sand Mountain while his meth-mouthed crackwhore of a sisterwife watches and drools in anticipation from both sets of lips.