So far, this has been the best football season I have ever spent in Texas...
Auburn wins. (keeps Jen smiling...)
Auburn beats LSU. (shuts up corndogs...)
bammer has a loss to a team Auburn beat. (keeps Jen smiling and shuts up one bammer that I work with)
Texas sucks. (takes care of moo cow fans...)
Texas loses to Baylor. BAYLOR. (takes care of moo cows FOR EVAH...)
Cowboys suck (takes care of the other arrogant fan base in this state)
My life is AWESOME!!!