Woodbery Arrested for DUI

JR4AU · « **Reply #20 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:13:12 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 22, 2010, 12:02:03 PM

Exactly. His job is to have a home team slant. He does not. He takes joy in announcing any bad news about Auburn.

He turned us in to the NCAA for the Big Cat Weekend "violations". He is a bammer graduate and fan.

He's not on our side. He should not be our beat writer.

I guess I don't pay that close attention to beat writers. Generally speaking...a beat writer shouldn't ignore bad news and not write it. However, if he did that on Big Cat, then I say I hope the DUI cost him his job. Sounds like it probably will anyway.

Yoda · « **Reply #21 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 22, 2010, 10:18:51 AM

Yeah - neither would my next-door neighbor (Yoda). Sorry fuckers.

Nothing you can do when you call the station and they tell you he can't be released till the morning.

Besides you needed to learn a lesson.

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:53:23 PM »

Quote from: Yoda on October 22, 2010, 01:51:35 PM

Besides you needed to learn a lesson.

Sounds like code for "I couldn't come get you cause Thrilla and I were gingerly touching tips".

just sayin.

Ogre · « **Reply #23 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Yoda on October 22, 2010, 01:51:35 PM

Nothing you can do when you call the station and they tell you he can't be released till the morning.

Besides you needed to learn a lesson.

What exactly do you consider "morning"? I think the bail bondsman dropped me off at my apartment around 10:30 or 11:00 am. You fuckers were sitting around the living room jacking off.

JR4AU · « **Reply #24 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 22, 2010, 01:53:44 PM

What exactly do you consider "morning"? I think the bail bondsman dropped me off at my apartment around 10:30 or 11:00 am. You fuckers were sitting around the living room jacking off.

Shit be getting serious now.

BTW, it's fucking lame to leave your buddy in jail.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:56:25 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 22, 2010, 01:55:13 PM

Shit be getting serious now.

BTW, it's fucking lame to leave your buddy in jail.

It made Brad the man he is today.

Yoda · « **Reply #26 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 22, 2010, 10:23:43 AM

Maybe they were doing something else together that precluded them from making it to the station.
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We were, it's called drinking and smoking.
Puff Puff give mutha fucka

JR4AU · « **Reply #27 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:04:20 PM »

may be why the quote function kicks your ass too.

JR4AU · « **Reply #28 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 22, 2010, 01:56:25 PM

It made Brad the man he is today.

If you left him in jail longer than necessary, he owes you an asswhippin', or a similar ass raping in the future. Karma is a bitch.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:08:21 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 22, 2010, 02:05:40 PM

If you left him in jail longer than necessary, he owes you an asswhippin', or a similar ass raping in the future. Karma is a bitch.

Brad went to Auburn about 15+ years after I did.

JR4AU · « **Reply #30 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 22, 2010, 02:08:21 PM

Brad went to Auburn about 15+ years after I did.

Whoever left him...that's fucking low down and dirty.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:13:58 PM »

Plus, I am the only one that will be administering ass whoopins and rapins around here. For I am a large, rugged man with nice features and buns of steel.

Ogre · « **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:29:28 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on October 22, 2010, 02:11:45 PM

Whoever left him...that's fucking low down and dirty.

Thank you.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 22, 2010, 02:29:28 PM

Thank you.

Don't listen to him. That's how he and Taylor became life long friends.

chinook · « **Reply #34 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:39:00 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 22, 2010, 02:32:39 PM

That's how he and Taylor became life long friends.

okay, i'm all confused. i thought taylor and chad are life long ~~partners~~ friends while jonathan and brad are life long friends. you know they gave each other a manshower (baby). now...we've got yoda. were does he fit?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #35 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:40:09 PM »

Quote from: chinook on October 22, 2010, 02:39:00 PM

okay, i'm all confused. i thought taylor and chad are life long ~~partners~~ friends while jonathan and brad are life long friends. you know they gave each other a manshower (baby). now...we've got yoda. were does he fit?

Between the cheeks.

AWK · « **Reply #36 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:40:36 PM »

Quote from: chinook on October 22, 2010, 02:39:00 PM

okay, i'm all confused. i thought taylor and chad are life long ~~partners~~ friends while jonathan and brad are life long friends. you know they gave each other a manshower (baby). now...we've got yoda. were does he fit?

I helped Brad "adjust" to prison life.

Ogre · « **Reply #37 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:51:07 PM »

Quote from: chinook on October 22, 2010, 02:39:00 PM

okay, i'm all confused. i thought taylor and chad are life long ~~partners~~ friends while jonathan and brad are life long friends. you know they gave each other a manshower (baby). now...we've got yoda. were does he fit?

He's the Fez to my Hyde.

djsimp · « **Reply #38 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:55:51 PM »

All I can say is, you gotz to keep in the family, right?

Saniflush · « **Reply #39 on:** October 22, 2010, 03:00:05 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on October 22, 2010, 02:55:51 PM

All I can say is, you gotz to keep in the family, right?

keep it down home cuz....Wait . What?