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The Perils of Lap Dancing...
« on: October 15, 2010, 04:54:09 PM »
This guy should have hired a lawyer that cared...

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Man Gets $650,000 After Eye Injury During Lap Dance
Man's eye was injured after stripper accidentally kicked him with her high heels
By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 11:40 AM EDT, Fri, Oct 15, 2010

A South Florida man may have a few more dollars to toss around at strippers after he won $650,000 in a settlement for injuries he suffered during a lap dance.

In 2008, Michael Ireland was poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach.

The shoe of a stripper named "Suki" punctured his eye socket and broke bones around his eye and nose and the man has permanent double vision, his attorneys claimed.

Some would say that's not such a problem in the strip club.

The strip club decided to settle out of court Thursday instead of going through with the lawsuit and possibly paying more in damages.

"When this case was first filed, many people criticized it simply because it occurred at a strip club," said Lake Lytal, Ireland's attorney. "But we feel the $650,000 settlement goes to show that this was a serious case with serious injuries."

Lap dances for everyone! Or not.
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Re: The Perils of Lap Dancing...
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 05:52:08 PM »
It's just a good thing they didn't have a touch and go policy.
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Re: The Perils of Lap Dancing...
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2010, 10:17:30 AM »
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A South Florida man may have a few more dollars to toss around at strippers after he won $650,000 in a settlement for injuries he suffered during a lap dance.

In 2008, Michael Ireland was poked in the eye by a stripper's spiked high heel when he got a little too close during a performance at the Cheetah Club near West Palm Beach.

No that was not me....been there though.
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Re: The Perils of Lap Dancing...
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2010, 10:23:06 AM »
Damn I never can catch a break. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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