Fuck Ar-Kansas and their sister fucking pigs.
I kid, I don't want to make Rubber Mallet mad. He is tall.
Fuck Alabama just rolls off my tongue nicely. Most times it doesn't include the Auburn bunch. I can make an exception in your case.
Get the inbred jokes in early before someone else beats you to it. Is that the deal? I think you can legally marry your first cousin in Alabama, we have to elope to Texas to get the papers drawn up.
I kid you knot.
I think this will be a helluva game unless one team or the other gets blown the fuck up. It could happen to either team, too. I think this will be a 1 point game in the battle for the Crown for me.