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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2010, 11:01:07 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on September 21, 2010, 10:58:44 AM
Anyway, to answer your question:

No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2010, 11:02:20 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 21, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...


You better check your warn meter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2010, 11:06:49 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 21, 2010, 11:01:07 AM
No shit. These guys fuck up every damn thread...
Fuck dude...get it right.

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on April 15, 2010, 12:24:07 PM
Y'all fuck up every damn thread...
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2010, 12:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 21, 2010, 10:55:29 AM
Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2010, 01:34:00 PM »
Quote from: No Huddle on September 21, 2010, 12:44:36 PM
Did Hungwell say I want to be on you?

I just threw it out there.  Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.
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« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2010, 02:00:40 PM »
Quote from: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
I just threw it out there.  Told him if he didn't like it, he could send it right back.

Yeah, I do. I do. But therein lies the rub, for he turns away all suitors.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2010, 10:14:12 PM »
Quote from: HungWell on September 21, 2010, 09:03:32 AM
I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend.  Here's my agenda...

--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National. 

--Dinner in Auburn that night. 

--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly

 overweight married guys. :gig:

--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot). 

--Go watch the game. 

I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss.  Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.

So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn. 

So some questions for you guys...

1.  Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn?  preferably some place with some good local color.  And by local color, I mean vaginas. :vn:

2.  Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday?  Are there some big fields we can park in?  How early to get there?


Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2010, 10:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Yoda on September 21, 2010, 10:14:12 PM

Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.
beat that shit like it owes you money
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2010, 07:03:25 AM »
Quote from: Yoda on September 21, 2010, 10:14:12 PM

Thanks for your agedna, now I know where to do my gay bashing for the weekend.  Nothing like beating the hell out of a cock before watchcing the Cocks get there ass beat.

When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2010, 09:20:37 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 22, 2010, 07:03:25 AM
When Yoda brings da smack world is coming to an end it is.

I see what you did there.

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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2010, 11:55:43 AM »
Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.

Food - Cockmeat sandwich provided by Howard.
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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2010, 12:01:08 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 22, 2010, 11:55:43 AM
Bars - Supperclub or 17-16.
Quixote's ain't bad either.

If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.

Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2010, 12:03:07 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on September 22, 2010, 12:01:08 PM
Quixote's ain't bad either.

If you're looking for 19 year old sorrostitutes, then I recommend SkyBar. That's the only reason I'd recommend it to anyone.

Go to Supper Club late. Go somewhere else first. They are open all night and doesn't really get live until about 2.
Skybar sucks ass.  Unless you are looking for sorrostitutes... If not, don't go, ever.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2010, 12:59:24 PM »
Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...

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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2010, 01:06:43 PM »
2.19/can??????


Fuck me! Get an 8 ball.  it's cheaper and will get you whores.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2010, 01:32:19 PM »
Quote from: MarkChand on September 22, 2010, 12:59:24 PM
Not sure if the local bars will have Cocktane available, you may want to bring your own...



You made me spew Tiger Fuel everywhere.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2010, 01:33:44 PM »
That poor Cock looks like he has an 8-ball stuck up its ass.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2010, 02:20:35 PM »
The Rooster Booster?

Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
« Last Edit: September 22, 2010, 02:21:08 PM by Tiger Wench »
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« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2010, 02:21:38 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2010, 02:20:35 PM
The Rooster Booster?

Somebody on here needs to have a new nickname...
You volunteering? 
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« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2010, 10:13:53 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 22, 2010, 02:21:38 PM
You volunteering?
You calling me Mommy is enough for me...
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