Cocks...

[HungWell]

I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Onto football, I can't effing wait to get to Auburn this weekend.  Here's my agenda...

--Heading down on Friday to play golf at the Lake Course at Grand National. 

--Dinner in Auburn that night. 

--Very likely going to hook up with some super hot sophomore sorority girl who is into really short, slightly overweight married guys.

--Playing the short course at Grand National on Saturday morning and then heading over to tailgate (assuming we can find a spot). 

--Go watch the game. 

I'm hoping my Gamecocks win, but I'm budgeting this game as a loss.  Not sure we can generate enough pressure on Newton and on the flip side of that, I'm not confident that we can protect our own QB.

So my focus will be on enjoying the awesome SEC atmosphere in Auburn. 

So some questions for you guys...

1.  Best place to eat/drink on Friday night in Auburn?  preferably some place with some good local color.  And by local color, I mean vaginas.

2.  Best bet for a tailgating spot on Saturday?  Are there some big fields we can park in?  How early to get there? 

[AUChizad]

I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

You love teh cock.

[djsimp]

Hey Spurrier, is that you!?

[No Huddle]

You love teh cock.

Why are we thinking alike?

[MarkChand]

You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks

[Saniflush]

You should hit on the waiters at Niffer's, most of them look like they would love the Cocks

Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.

[Buzz Killington]

I used to date Godfather back in his gay days.  He's the one who gave me this nickname actually.  But I'll save that for another post.

Wait...he's straight now?!?!?

[djsimp]

Order the corn nuggets for appetizers then the waiters will give you their corn nuggets for dessert.

Toss salads with Buttermilk Ranch.

[Godfather]

Hey wow...glad you got the balls to finally post something.  Cam Newton is gonna eat some cocks for ..wait...thats not right.

I told you Niffers was the place to go.  I'll post a map, cause I know you are retarded. 

and the nickname i gave you was tiny.

[Godfather]

[Saniflush]

and the nickname i gave you was tiny.

I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"

[chinook]

hey teh cock sucker.

report your...



to jumbo.

[Godfather]

I just thought you gave him his nickname like how you call a fat guy "Slim", a bald guy "Curley", or Taylor "Straight"

Don't be jealous

[HungWell]

Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.

[Saniflush]

I'm not concerned. He doesn't give face.

[Godfather]

Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.

Yeah but I quit after one it took you 32 to figure it out....besides we never touched balls or fell in love.

[AUTiger1]

Godfather isn't really gay.  Neither am I.  We both tried it out and hated it.  So we proved for sure that we were straight.

Somewhere AWK is weeping. 

[Godfather]

Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

[Saniflush]

Oh, uh, it's the pleats... the pleats in the pants. It's an optical illusion. I was just about to take them back... to the pants store. Oh this is embarrassing.

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

[AUChizad]

Anyway, to answer your question:

For a deli sandwich, you gotta do the original Momma Goldberg's.

For pizza, if you're drunk, go to Little Italy downtown. If not, go to Johnny Brusco's.

I love some Cheeburger Cheeburger.