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I'll chomp on dat ass
« on: September 14, 2010, 09:34:19 AM »
http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20100914/ARTICLES/100919719/1136?Title=Gators-wide-receiver-Chris-Rainey-arrested

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Gators' wide receiver Chris Rainey arrested on stalking charge

By Karen Voyles
Staff writer

Published: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 7:30 a.m.
Last Modified: Tuesday, September 14, 2010 at 7:30 a.m.

A starting football player at the University of Florida was arrested early Tuesday on a charge of aggravated stalking.

Christopher Rainey, 22, of Lakeland, a wide receiver for the Gators, was charged with aggravated stalking of a woman he has been dating on and off for about three years.

Gainesville police said the incident began when the woman fell asleep and missed a call from Rainey.

Officer Jesse Bostick said Rainey went to the woman's home, and she talked to him for about 10 minutes and then told him to leave. According to Bostick, Rainey sent a text to the woman that said: "Time to die." The woman called police after receiving the text.

Bostick said that when he arrived at the woman's home he told the woman to call Rainey so that he could talk to him.

The woman said that when she told Rainey that police wanted to speak to him, Rainey's response was, "Wait and see what happens when they leave."

Rainey was arrested at his apartment a short time later. Bostick said Rainey admitted to sending the text to the woman but denied making the statement about waiting for police to leave. Rainey was booked into the Alachua County jail pending his first appearance in front of a judge.

Rainey, a red shirted junior, has been a starter for the Gators. He sat out the second half of Saturday's game against the University of South Florida with a possible concussion.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 09:36:22 AM »
They obviously aren't happy about the Dawgs winning the Fulmer Cup this year in Gainesville.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 09:49:29 AM »
Now if Demps would get busted for something, the Gaytors can finish the season 2-10.  Brantley for Heisman!
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 10:27:05 AM »
Now if Demps would get busted for something, the Gaytors can finish the season 2-10.  Brantley for Heisman!

ALL SEC according to media days....yeah - fuck them.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 06:06:13 PM »
I just don't get it.

You're a superstar for the Florida Gators.  You're not a fat lineman - you're the super ripped skill guy.  You're in SEC country.  Minutes from the beach.  A short drive to Jacksonville.  A weekend trip to Miami. 

You can bang all the hot girls in the club at the same time.  You probably have access to NFL players who have even hotter girls hanging all over them. 

Your decision?  Stalk some college broad that doesn't want you? 

Why?
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 06:19:24 PM »
I just don't get it.

You're a superstar for the Florida Gators.  You're not a fat lineman - you're the super ripped skill guy.  You're in SEC country.  Minutes from the beach.  A short drive to Jacksonville.  A weekend trip to Miami. 

You can bang all the hot girls in the club at the same time.  You probably have access to NFL players who have even hotter girls hanging all over them. 

Your decision?  Stalk some college broad that doesn't want you? 

Why?
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 10:02:06 PM »
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that.

It seems to be one of those situations where someone wanting what they can't have even though they have pretty much everything they want.
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Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 05:57:36 PM »
I thoought this thread was going to be about Inez Sainz

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2010, 06:05:01 PM »
I thoought this thread was going to be about Inez Sainz

 :tongue: No need for hot sauce on that chalupa.
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Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2010, 06:11:26 PM »
I would love to harrass her sexually
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2010, 06:16:54 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2010, 06:32:52 PM »


If you dress like this are you not asking for a whislte or 2, or at least a few random footballs thrown your way?
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 07:20:20 PM »
Dear football fans,
  What Rainey meant to text was, "time to dye", instead of what was actually sent. The female recipient's roots were showing through and he was simply commenting that she needed a touch up. His phone has a very aggressive "auto correct" function, and this is the reason for the misunderstanding.

Sincerely,
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P.S. Go gator
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 09:54:45 AM »
Clifford Franklin knows

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« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 09:56:02 AM »
he's wirey.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2010, 04:40:17 PM »
According to the Sentinels, it says Chris Rainey is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Florida for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.
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« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2010, 05:14:52 PM »
For realz. Just shoot that bitch. She won't be swearing out a warrant on that. And tell Urban to get her dad to blame her. That shit has worked before!

Says the bammer...
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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2010, 07:20:33 AM »
According to the Sentinels, it says Chris Rainey is - hey, that's weird. No college given, no high school. It just says he's been a resident of the state of Florida for the last two years and two months, and that he likes to embroider.

I think that guy's smoking on the field.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."