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Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville

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Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« on: September 09, 2010, 08:44:21 AM »
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html

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"We've had a few staph infections, so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said. "We put some new rags in -- y'all think I'm kidding, but I'm serious.

"We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I've ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I'm hoping we show some improvement in that."

I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred.  I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 09:08:19 AM »
His next task is to teach them to line their helmets up correctly during warmups.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 09:22:08 AM »
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html

I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred.  I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.

He stepped into a pile of shit. I don't think he will put up with it long enough to start smelling like a rose. If UGA fucks up big time this year, UT may be looking for their 2nd coach in 2 years.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 09:23:02 AM »
Are they using soap on a rope?
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 09:55:20 AM »
:facepalm:   <---- Can we get that smiley/emoticon back.  I need it especially after reading this line.

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so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said.


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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 10:41:44 AM »
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.html

I've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred.  I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.

Don't know if he's the guy to get them back to competing against Florida for all the marbles, but I think he's a good guy, and probably a good coach.   He won't drag that program through the dirt, and they'll be better off for having him there IMHO.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 12:17:02 PM »
No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags.  Washcloths are probably better.

Rags.  Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!!  My grandmothers used to say that.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 12:25:57 PM »
No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags.  Washcloths are probably better.

Rags.  Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!!  My grandmothers used to say that.

I say rag.  "I need a clean rag for the shower", "She is on the rag" 
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2010, 12:44:04 PM »
No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags.  Washcloths are probably better.

Rags.  Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!!  My grandmothers used to say that.

and "hose pipe".

Fuck a "garden hose".
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 01:30:10 PM »
and "hose pipe".

Fuck a "garden hose".

Yeah, the same thing we use to drink water out of when we were thirsty and had been outside all day.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2010, 01:43:57 PM »
Tomorrows lesson:  Lather, rinse, repeat
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 01:47:02 PM »
Future lessons include learning how to wipe your ass correctly and also brushing your teeth with an actual toothbrush and not your finger.

Maybe Dooley should try giving them a bubble bath.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 01:52:56 PM »
Future lessons include learning how to wipe your ass correctly and also brushing your teeth with an actual toothbrush and not your finger.


A crunk grill needs special care.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 01:54:41 PM »
His next task is to teach them to line their helmets up correctly during warmups.
It's the blueprint.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 01:56:15 PM »
A crunk grill needs special care.

Well in that case, a wire brush and "Mean Green".
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2010, 01:59:40 PM »
Wiping your ass 101.  The first issue is deciding the direction.

Crack to balls...or

Balls to crack?

Class?  Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...

Next, fold the tissue over in squares or wadded up?

Class?
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2010, 02:05:00 PM »
:facepalm:   <---- Can we get that smiley/emoticon back.  I need it especially after reading this line.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2010, 02:05:36 PM »
Wiping your ass 101.  The first issue is deciding the direction.

Crack to balls...or

Balls to crack?

Class?  Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...

Next, fold the tissue over in squares or wadded up?

Class?
You never go ass to mouth
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2010, 02:06:10 PM »
Crack to balls...or

Balls to crack?

Class?  Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...


I know, I know...It is balls to crack. This way there is no need to move your balls out of the way and also you do not risk getting piss dripped on your arm.
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Re: Derek Dooley still cleaning Kiffin's mess in Knoxville
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2010, 02:06:36 PM »
Sometimes you go ass to mouth.
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