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Happy birthday
« on: September 09, 2010, 07:10:41 AM »
to the blackest white man I know.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 08:17:08 AM »
Happy birthday to the shortest white man I know.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 09:04:40 AM »
Happy birthday to the cougar gettinest counselor I know
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 09:11:10 AM »
Happy Birthday to the....well, fuck you.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 09:29:08 AM »
Happy Birthday to you.....whoever you are.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 09:58:00 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 09, 2010, 08:17:08 AM
Happy birthday to the shortest white man I know.

I didn't realize that it was Terry Bowden's birthday.  :-)


Happy Birthday fucker!!  May it be filled with womenz, and booze.  and plenty of herb if that's your thang!
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 10:55:28 AM »
Or at least let your women be filled with booze...

Happy Birthday, darlin. Mwah!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 10:57:22 AM »
Happy Birthday dude
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2010, 10:58:39 AM »
Thanks to all.

Going to get my dirty dirty on in the Big Easy.

I'll send pics.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

AWK

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 10:58:52 AM »
I already told you on facebook, and I've heard that shit is official.  Happy Birthday, eat a dick.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2010, 11:24:29 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2010, 10:58:52 AM
Happy Birthday, eat a dick.

How can he you have already called dibs on all of them.

Happy Birthday now go get a nubian princess to give you a blumpkin, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 11:25:09 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2010, 10:58:52 AM
Happy Birthday, eat a dick.

Its his Bday, not yours.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 11:27:50 AM »
Jokes and Jokes and Jokes and spaghetti.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 11:40:07 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2010, 10:58:39 AM
Thanks to all.

Going to get my dirty dirty on in the Big Easy.

I'll send pics.
Happy birthday to wester the molester.

And for the love of all that's holy, just make sure the dirty dirty is the kind that washes off. That other kind will leave a mark...

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 11:51:20 AM »
Just remember what happen in New Orleans stays in New Orleans....except for herpes, that shit comes back with you.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2010, 11:52:35 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2010, 10:58:39 AM
Thanks to all.

Going to get my dirty dirty on in the Big Easy.

I'll send pics.

We'll be expecting textual updates.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2010, 01:13:33 PM »
Happy Birthday Wes, if you can't be safe be sanitary.....don't get a drop on ya'.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2010, 03:01:19 PM »
Happy birthday bro!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2010, 04:51:04 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2010, 10:58:39 AM
Thanks to all.

Going to get my dirty dirty on in the Big Easy.

I'll send pics.

Be careful down there. Garman tells me some of those dudes are experts at "The Tuck".
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2010, 05:11:53 PM »
Happy Birthday...may you make passionate love to your birthday cake tonight.
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