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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2010, 10:11:18 PM »
Cam's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2010, 10:34:37 PM »
Our Carr is powered by an overhead Cam V6'6" 250. It goes from 0 to the endzone in 3.3 seconds. Get out of the Fucking way, you maingy, testicle licking, yard shitters. You're gonna get run the fuck over.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2010, 11:49:44 PM »
If you spell Cam Newton in Scrabble, you win.  Forever.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2010, 06:08:47 AM »
Cam can start a fire with 2 ice cubes.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2010, 06:43:52 AM »
When Cam programs  he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2010, 07:18:35 AM »
Cam is what Cam wants.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2010, 09:05:38 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2010, 06:43:52 AM
When Cam programs  he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.

Me likey
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2010, 09:20:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2010, 06:43:52 AM
When Cam programs  he doesn't use 0's and 1's.
Only 2's.

If Cam.Auburn = True Then
  Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
  Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2010, 10:17:31 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 09, 2010, 09:20:45 AM
If Cam.Auburn = True Then
  Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
  Debug.Writeline "Go phuk yourself!"
End If

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2010, 10:20:31 AM »
Cam Newton never laughs in the face of danger, he tells it to back the fuck off.

Cam Newton is the only person in the world who can actually give 110%.

Saw these somewhere else and laughed.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2010, 10:21:45 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 09, 2010, 09:20:45 AM
If Cam.Auburn = True Then
  Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
  Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 09, 2010, 10:17:31 AM
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2010, 10:47:15 AM »
Here's a good one...

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2010, 10:53:18 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 09, 2010, 09:20:45 AM
If Cam.Auburn = True Then
  Debug.WriteLine "Auburn Wins!"
Else
  Debug.Writeline "Go fuck yourself!"
End If
Now that is nerdy (and funny).
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2010, 12:14:41 PM »
Just seeing a picture of Cam's smile makes panties drop all over the interwebs...

Uh, I'll be right back...
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2010, 12:18:21 PM »
Cam Newton is ranked 12 in the AP College Football Rankings by himself
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2010, 01:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 09, 2010, 12:14:41 PM
Just seeing a picture of Cam's smile makes panties drop all over the interwebs...

Uh, I'll be right back...

Sadly I am a bama fan and have no chance.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2010, 01:50:24 PM »
Quote from: No Huddle on September 09, 2010, 01:44:28 PM
Sadly I am a bama fan and have no chance.
Not having teeth.......hurts.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #77 on: September 09, 2010, 01:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on September 09, 2010, 01:50:24 PM
Not having teeth.......hurts.

Depends on if he is the giver or the taker. :rimshot:
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #78 on: September 09, 2010, 02:08:36 PM »
Cam Newton actually died a few years back.  Death just hasn't had the guts to tell him yet.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #79 on: September 09, 2010, 02:14:42 PM »
Cam's poop is used as currency in Argentina
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