Cam Newton Facts

[Tiger Six]

Don't recycle the obvious.  Impress me, explore the space.

Cam Newton could win the US Open while wearing concrete shoes and using a ping ping paddle.

[Ogre]

Cam is favored to win the Belmont next year.  Word is Jay Wisner will be his jockey.

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton can make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

[Sluggo]

Cam Newton can get a Big Mac at Burger King!

[Snaggletiger]

Corey Pavin used one of his captain's picks on Cam Newton.  Tiger Woods will be his caddy.

[Buzz Killington]

Cam Newton's Laws:
1.  A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2.  Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3.  Push me, ima push you right back.

[DnATL]

A Newton is just a measure of force, but Cam Newton is a force of nature

[Saniflush]

Cam Newton's Laws:
1.  A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2.  Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3.  Push me, ima push you right back.

These are solid shirt material.  Maybe even one we could make some money with.  (it's no rub Howard's rocks)

[War Eagle!!!]

Cam Newton's Laws:
1.  A body at rest remains at rest, and one moving at a straight line at me will have broken ankles.
2.  Force = mass x the acceleration of my pretty, pretty spiral.
3.  Push me, ima push you right back.

4. 2 eyes for an eye.
5. Do unto others what Cam Newton tells you to do.

[Sluggo]

Cam Newton can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

[AUTiger1]

Cam is favored to win the Belmont next year.  Word is Jay Wisner will be his jockey.

LMAO!

[AUChizad]

Cam Newton can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.

That's because he just stiffarms the goombas.

[Sluggo]

cam newtons house has no doors....he just stiff arms the walls

[AUChizad]

4. 2 eyes for an eye.
5. Do unto others what Cam Newton tells you to do.

6. What goes up, must land directly in a receiver's hands 50 yards downfield.

[Snaggletiger]

Cam said it.  I believe it.  That settles it.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Cam lives in area code 9021OMG.

[djsimp]

Cam Newton can swallow a dime and shit you a fortune.

[Snaggletiger]

Obvious name substitution...

Crop circles are not created by aliens.  It's just just Cam's way of saying sometimes crops just need to lay the fuck down.

[Tiger Wench]

The shortest distance between two points is a nice tight spiral.

[Sluggo]

Reggie Bush is returning his heisman...not because they are making him but he thinks Cam Newton deserves it more...