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MexicanBurtReynolds · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:42:42 PM »

I had a coach in HS that encouraged us to "rub one off" a couple of hrs before a FB game (seriously). Ok by me, but he was not around the next year.

djsimp · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:57:54 PM »

Quote from: MexicanBurtReynolds on September 29, 2010, 08:42:42 PM

I had a coach in HS that encouraged us to "rub one off" a couple of hrs before a FB game (seriously). Ok by me, but he was not around the next year.

He has video of you. By the way, do like Budweiser? Just wondering.

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2010, 07:53:00 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on September 29, 2010, 03:53:58 PM

Pussy's, pussy though.

Not true. You just have no standards.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2010, 11:29:43 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2010, 07:53:00 AM

Not true. You just have no standards.

A wise man once said "There is an unlimited amount of pussy to be had, if and only if, a man is willing to lower his standards.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2010, 11:31:27 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2010, 11:29:43 AM

A wise man once said "There is an unlimited amount of pussy to be had, if and only if, a man is willing to lower his standards.

Who is this wise man? Tell me more.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2010, 11:42:13 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2010, 11:31:27 AM

Who is this wise man? Tell me more.

I can not reveal my sources..................................besides, I was drunk or stoned so I can't remember who said it.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2010, 12:31:53 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2010, 11:29:43 AM

A wise man once said "There is an unlimited amount of pussy to be had, if and only if, a man is willing to lower his standards.

I think he also said "A 10 at 2, is usually a 2 at 10."

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2010, 12:36:57 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 30, 2010, 12:31:53 PM

I think he also said "A 10 at 2, is usually a 2 at 10."

Yup, something like that.

Saniflush · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2010, 12:54:07 PM »

I think he also said there ain't no cure for herpes.

djsimp · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2010, 12:54:07 PM

I think he also said there ain't no cure for herpes.

^This^
There are some things out there that Trojan just aint good, and bleach will not take off. Besides, when did we start talking about Drivers Ed class anyway.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:44:39 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on September 30, 2010, 01:41:28 PM

^This^
There are some things out there that Trojan just aint good, and bleach will not take off. Besides, when did we start talking about Drivers Ed class anyway.

Woah now, I didn't say how much you had to lower your standards, just said that you had to lower them.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:48:19 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2010, 01:44:39 PM

Woah now, I didn't say how much you had to lower your standards, just said that you had to lower them.

Well, you gotta' understand where simp's standards are already before he considers lowering them.

GH2001 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:49:01 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2010, 01:48:19 PM

Well, you gotta' understand where simp's standards are already before he considers lowering them.

Its like were twins.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:50:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 30, 2010, 01:48:19 PM

Well, you gotta' understand where simp's standards are already before he considers lowering them.

ZING!

djsimp · « **Reply #34 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:52:42 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2010, 01:44:39 PM

Woah now, I didn't say how much you had to lower your standards, just said that you had to lower them.

I got ya, just having fun with it. You know, whats funny their a lots of the really fine women out there too that don't get laid because they are too fine. I guess fellas can get intimidated by their hotness. Take my wife for example, she it hot, I don't what the fuck she is doing with me but I aint skeered.

I can remember one girl back in the day though. Holy shit, that was one of those I can't wait to get the fuck out of here events. No kisses and no hugs, I'm out!

djsimp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 30, 2010, 01:53:25 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 30, 2010, 01:49:01 PM

Its like were twins.

You two are just bitches and ho's.

GH2001 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 30, 2010, 02:15:52 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on September 30, 2010, 01:52:42 PM

I got ya, just having fun with it. You know, whats funny their a lots of the really fine women out there too that don't get laid because they are too fine. I guess fellas can get intimidated by their hotness. Take my wife for example, she it hot, I don't what the fuck she is doing with me but I aint skeered.

I can remember one girl back in the day though. Holy shit, that was one of those I can't wait to get the fuck out of here events. No kisses and no hugs, I'm out!

This man speaks truth. His wife is a very nice woman. Not sure what she is doing with his Keystone Light drinking ass.

djsimp · « **Reply #37 on:** September 30, 2010, 02:23:05 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 30, 2010, 02:15:52 PM

This man speaks truth. His wife is a very nice woman. Not sure what she is doing with his Keystone Light drinking ass.

Damn it GH, get it right, its Icehouse man.

GH2001 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 30, 2010, 02:24:33 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on September 30, 2010, 02:23:05 PM

Damn it GH, get it right, its Icehouse man.

After a 6 pack or two, it really doesn't matter. I pretty much drink whatever beer you give me at that point. Kinda like that Wild Turkey 101 we found. It sounded good at the time.

AWK · « **Reply #39 on:** September 30, 2010, 02:27:52 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 30, 2010, 02:24:33 PM

After a 6 pack or two, it really doesn't matter. I pretty much drink whatever beer you give me at that point. Kinda like that Wild Turkey 101 we found. It sounded good at the time.

Yes, but I hate hangovers.