So there's no confusion, I just wanted to clarify that I didn't miss this thread....I just don't wish for Snaggle to have any happy days. Birthday or not.
I hope all of your guests left unsatisfied and complained to each other about you over-cooking the food, just before making jokes about your wife ordering you to mop the floor before she let you open your gifts (which I hope were all crappy gifts your guests re-gifted from Christmas).
I.E., Fuck you.