A pedophile and the little boy are walking down a dark trail into the woods and the little boy says: "this place is dark and scary" to which the pedophile replies: "yeah, if you think this is scary, I have to walk out of here alone!"
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this one...
So, I was reading the paper the other day and found a report on a study conducted by Harvard Med school. They were attempting to determine the ultimate cause of pedophilia. Is it nature, nurture, or some combination thereof? After months of study and millions of dollars spent, it turns out that the leading cause of pedophilia is...
Sexy children.