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Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2010, 07:38:11 AM »
It wasn't until you mentioned the Clemson game did this "tradition" become clear because I had no clue who's tradition included rubbing "Howard". So, since we do play Clemson at home, I think we could actually have an interesting version of this for the day. I propose the idea of someone wearing a costume of a rock with "Howard" painted across the genital area going from tailgate to tailgate as people gave "Howard" a nice little rub.


Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

I can't.  I'll be in Athens.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2010, 09:06:08 AM »

Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

I can't.  I'll be in Athens.

Time to go into the think tank. Join me my brethren in this adventure, one that will be talked about for decades to come.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2010, 07:30:38 PM »
Wait until Nebraska wins out over that bunch of poofs Washington and Texas, possibly winning the MNC bringing the Big Eight +4 -1 including Missouri unequal shares on it's way out just in time to fill out the Big Ten + Penn State + Nebraska and not Missouri =12 to contend in that conference's first title game in 2011. Bad season for corn but not bad for Cornhuskers.

The only team that might have a better shot than Nebraska is current Big Ten +1 entry Iowa whose toughest contests, Wisconsin and Ohio State, are at home.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2010, 07:40:57 PM »
So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 :wtf:
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2010, 07:45:43 PM »
So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 :wtf:

Uh oh, I hear the drill phone ringing...
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2010, 08:23:07 PM »
So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 :wtf:
Fuck off loser.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2010, 09:53:21 PM »
So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 :wtf:

what does that even mean, jinglejaw4AU?
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2010, 10:08:42 PM »
what does that even mean, jinglejaw4AU?

Sounds like he has a history with a Howard.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2010, 10:13:36 PM »
That stuff is too sticky. Move into the 2000s with:



I'm more of an old fashioned man, myself...  All ya need is saliva.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2010, 10:17:18 PM »
Sounds like he has a history with a Howard.

Can we say, a threesome; with a Howard and a Richard.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2010, 10:20:41 PM »
Can we say, a threesome; with a Howard and a Richard.

One of those guys that stretches ass hole over door knobs for fun and has the nerve to throw stones...  Hear that??  Stones......
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2010, 10:26:56 PM »
One of those guys that stretches ass hole over door knobs for fun and has the nerve to throw stones...  Hear that??  Stones......

Not a good mental image at all. Damn! Hey Keller, is this formerly known as AUKeller?
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2010, 10:28:38 PM »
Not a good mental image at all. Damn! Hey Keller, is this formerly known as AUKeller?

You know it, brother!  Hope all is well!
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2010, 10:33:01 PM »
You know it, brother!  Hope all is well!

Cool, hit up in the shoutbox.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2010, 10:31:42 AM »
I'm more of an old fashioned man, myself...  All ya need is saliva.

What do pedophiles use for lube?


Tears.

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2010, 10:55:05 AM »
What do pedophiles use for lube?


Tears.

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2010, 12:28:18 PM »
Thriller!
He's not a pedophile - he's just Asian.  They all look like that.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2010, 12:29:41 PM »
He's not a pedophile - he's just Asian.  They all look like that.

Asian = Pedophile.  You do the math.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2010, 12:34:00 PM »
He's not a JUST a pedophile - he's just also Asian.  They all look like that.

OK, counselor - rephrased.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2010, 12:35:53 PM »
Howard...Plans need to be changed...posthaste

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