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Who am I?
« on: August 16, 2010, 10:21:59 PM »
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I was raised in one country but my father was born in another. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with a number of women.
I became very close to my mother because my father showed little interest in me. Then my mother died at an early age from cancer.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a reliable birth certificate. I grow up practicing one faith, but converted to Christianity because this was widely accepted in m...y country. But I practiced non-traditional beliefs and did not follow mainstream Christianity. I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career. I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child. I became active in local politics when I was in my 30s and then burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office when I was in my 40s. I had a virtually non-existent resume, very little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker who managed to draw incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was critical of my country in the last war. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I had a plan on how we could do better. I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. Mine was a peoples campaign. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I offered the people the hope that together we could change our country and the world. I spoke on behalf of the downtrodden including persecuted minorities such as Jews, but my actual views were not widely known until after I became my nations leader. However, anyone could have easily learned what I really believed if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. But they did not. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth. Who am I? Scroll down for the answer, you might be surprised.

Make your guess.
Not sure if true or not.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 09:25:42 AM »
some german dude who lost his marbles....
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 09:20:37 PM »
Nick Saban?
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 09:30:43 PM »
Can't be Hitler because he was never critical of his country for any reason.  And he definitely never spoke out for the Jews. 

Can't be Ghengis Khan because that guy was too busy conquering people groups and impregnating women to ever participate in a "Who am I?" game. 

Gotta be...

Newt Gingrich. 

What do I win?
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 11:18:13 PM »
Can't be Hitler because he was never critical of his country for any reason.  And he definitely never spoke out for the Jews. 

Can't be Ghengis Khan because that guy was too busy conquering people groups and impregnating women to ever participate in a "Who am I?" game. 

Gotta be...

Newt Gingrich. 

What do I win?

That is rude and uncalled for. Because you can't play the game correctly, I'm locking this thread down. - TT
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 10:21:22 AM »
HEHEHE.

The answer according to the post I received was Hitler. But like I stated, not sure if all of it was true or not. But did find the similarities a bit eerie.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 10:22:43 AM »
Can't be Hitler because he was never critical of his country for any reason.  And he definitely never spoke out for the Jews. 

Can't be Ghengis Khan because that guy was too busy conquering people groups and impregnating women to ever participate in a "Who am I?" game. 

Gotta be...

Newt Gingrich. 

What do I win?

He hated the way his country was when he came into power and transformed it into the country he wanted.
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 10:33:56 AM »
He hated the way his country was when he came into power and transformed it into the country he wanted.
Hitler was Austrian. 
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 10:38:39 AM »
Hitler was Austrian.
and a corporal. 

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 11:21:25 AM »
Hitler was Austrian.

All Prussia at one time...same blood.
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 11:25:44 AM »
Nick Saban?

Very underrated post, IMO.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 02:24:19 PM »
and a corporal.

and a paper hanger.


From Cardinal Mundelein's speech about Hitler in 1937
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Perhaps you will ask how it is that a nation of 60 million intelligent people will submit in fear and servitude to an alien, an Austrian paper hanger, and a poor one at that, and a few associates like Goebbels and Göring, who dictate every move of the people's lives?' The Cardinal went on to suggest that the brains of 60 million Germans had been removed without their even noticing it.

Oddly, that could be paraphrased and re-written as:
Perhaps you will ask how it is that a nation of 300 million intelligent people elected an alien, a Community Organizer, and a poor one at that, who associates with terrorists like Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn along with communist sympathizers like Van Jones, who desire to dictate all of people's lives?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 02:27:38 PM »
and a paper hanger.


From Cardinal Mundelein's speech about Hitler in 1937
Oddly, that could be paraphrased and re-written as:
Perhaps you will ask how it is that a nation of 300 million intelligent people elected an alien, a Community Organizer, and a poor one at that, who associates with terrorists like Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn along with communist sympathizers like Van Jones, who desire to dictate all of people's lives?

Well played Tarheel.

You forgot the racist hate mongering "Rev" Wright.
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 02:33:45 PM »
Well played Tarheel.

You forgot the racist hate mongering "Rev" Wright.


Yes, of course!  And there are so many more nefarious individuals besides the names mentioned that could be associated with The ONE.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: Who am I?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2010, 06:45:58 PM »
He hated the way his country was when he came into power and transformed it into the country he wanted.

Hitler believed his country was the golden jewel of God's creation and that the Jews and other corrupted and moronic individuals were keeping it from being the ruler of the world.  So he tried to kill all of them.  I guess you could say he was critical of people keeping the Germans from exerting their superiority, but I've read anything about him disliking the country. 

Hitler also got started speaking out against minorities and Jews.  He was never tricking anybody.  He was pretty upfront about what he believed.  It's how he got started in the original Nazi party. 

This is all info from William Shirer's book The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.  I began writing a novel about WWII.  Then it turned into a screenplay.  Then it turned into me playing videogames like Red Dead Redemption. 
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 09:37:25 AM »
Hitler believed his country was the golden jewel of God's creation and that the Jews and other corrupted and moronic individuals were keeping it from being the ruler of the world.  So he tried to kill all of them.  I guess you could say he was critical of people keeping the Germans from exerting their superiority, but I've read anything about him disliking the country. 

Hitler also got started speaking out against minorities and Jews.  He was never tricking anybody.  He was pretty upfront about what he believed.  It's how he got started in the original Nazi party. 

This is all info from William Shirer's book The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.  I began writing a novel about WWII.  Then it turned into a screenplay.  Then it turned into me playing videogames like Red Dead Redemption.

"Springtime for Hitler" ?

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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Re: Who am I?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 05:10:41 PM »
"Springtime for Hitler" ?

 :)

"Bedknobs and Hitlersticks"
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Re: Who am I?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 05:48:15 PM »
"Bedknobs and Hitlersticks"

 :rofl:

I can only imagine a chorus line of leggy, goose-stepping Fräuleins!


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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson