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You bitches are in trouble now...

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You bitches are in trouble now...
« on: August 11, 2010, 09:56:39 PM »
I was working out with my trainer today, and he asked if I had ever tried cardio kick boxing.  I hadn't, so he took me over and got me gloved up, showed me some basic boxing moves - punch, jab, uppercut - then pulled out the pads and told me to go for it.

HOLY.  SHIT.

That was freaking AWESOME.

What a visceral satisfaction from hearing the glove smack the pads - pretending it was some asshole from ConocoPhillips, taking out my aggression...  literally kicking some ass and taking some names.  I have never punched anyone or anything before, so it was a whole new sensation.  And I LOVED IT.

I am going to sign up for a class at the Y now - that was a rush.
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Re: You bitches are in trouble now...
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 10:36:56 PM »
This thread is worthless without pics of you beating down some hot babe in a bikini....in a ring filled with jell-o.
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Re: You bitches are in trouble now...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 07:27:43 AM »
I was working out with my trainer today, and he asked if I had ever tried cardio kick boxing.  I hadn't, so he took me over and got me gloved up, showed me some basic boxing moves - punch, jab, uppercut - then pulled out the pads and told me to go for it.

HOLY.  SHIT.

That was freaking AWESOME.

What a visceral satisfaction from hearing the glove smack the pads - pretending it was some asshole from ConocoPhillips, taking out my aggression...  literally kicking some ass and taking some names.  I have never punched anyone or anything before, so it was a whole new sensation.  And I LOVED IT.

I am going to sign up for a class at the Y now - that was a rush.



That's not what Dewey said.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: You bitches are in trouble now...
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2010, 09:16:02 AM »
This thread is worthless without pics of you beating down some hot babe in a bikini....in a ring filled with jell-o.

THIS^^^^^ X5
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Re: You bitches are in trouble now...
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 11:46:17 AM »
This thread is worthless without pics of you beating down some hot babe in a bikini....in a ring filled with jell-o.

You are a great man sir.
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Re: You bitches are in trouble now...
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 11:55:20 AM »
This thread is worthless without pics of you beating down some hot babes in bikinis....in a ring filled with jell-o baby oil.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.