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Happy Birthday
« on: August 10, 2010, 07:58:02 AM »
Buzz. 
We shall finish off what's left of your liver in a couple of weeks.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2010, 08:20:44 AM »
Happy Birthday, you old fuck.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2010, 09:10:50 AM »
Hope you have one.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 09:21:06 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 09:47:24 AM »
Welcome to the Cougar Club...

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 09:58:53 AM »
Happy birthday captain elderberry.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2010, 10:12:55 AM »
Happy Birthday, now weave me a story.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 10:41:36 AM »
Happy Birthday Buzzed
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 10:47:46 AM »
Happy Birthday Buzz!  Many happy returns, feastings, and cheerings!
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 10:54:40 AM »
Jesus your OLD!!  Happy birthday fucker!   :thumsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 05:56:27 PM »
Happy birthday coot
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2010, 07:03:40 PM »
HaPpY BiRtHdAy BUZZ!!!!!!!

I'm going to drink your old ass under the table next week. :) I hate the elderly.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2010, 09:02:21 PM »
may you go another 40 years without a world series celebration.

happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 09:52:05 PM »
may you go another 40 years without a world series celebration.

happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 10:26:53 PM »
HaPpY BiRtHdAy BUZZ!!!!!!!

I'm going to drink your old ass under the table next week. :) I hate the elderly.

You just better hope I don't take the blue pill accidentally that morning instead of the red one.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2010, 11:21:58 PM »
You just better hope I don't take the blue pill accidentally that morning instead of the red one.

So the trouble with your short game persists?
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2010, 07:07:06 AM »
So the trouble with your short game persists?

Body blow. Body blow.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2010, 08:26:22 AM »
So the trouble with your short game persists?
Yes.  The Big Bertha hits very well though.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 10:09:14 AM »
I think he's got about a 3 wood.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 11:12:42 AM »
I think he's got about a 3 wood.


I heard it was more like a 60 degree flop wedge.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."