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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2010, 05:08:24 PM »
Despite my obvious elite level athleticism, I can no longer pull off a 360 blindfolded dunk after the beating I took in college.  You may not think Intramural Softball is a contact sport....but you'd be wrong. 
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2010, 07:01:09 PM »
Who is Sims?
4* ATH out of Gainesville, GA. SEC offers included Alabama, Arkansas, UGA, UT. Also offered by Meechigan, FSU, WVU, etc. Will more than likely end up at safety.
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2010, 07:18:23 PM »
4* ATH out of Gainesville, GA. SEC offers included Alabama, Arkansas, UGA, UT. Also offered by Meechigan, FSU, WVU, etc. Will more than likely end up at safety.
Hmmm.....Coach belittle kicks a safety, Rod Woodson, to the curb (talked about not wanting to do the right things, yada yada yada, in his little pre-season conference, although not naming Rod in his little rambling but everyone knew he was throwing the kid under the bus) saying that he's making room for Blake Sims provided that he gets cleared by the NCAA Slaughter House....so, Coach belittle boots a player not knowing if another one will be cleared?  Yeah right.  Someone knew that the "$core$" were on the "up and up".
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 10:01:44 AM »
Despite my obvious elite level athleticism, I can no longer pull off a 360 blindfolded dunk after the beating I took in college.  You may not think Intramural Softball is a contact sport....but you'd be wrong. 

That softball is teh hell on the body.
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2010, 10:25:00 AM »
That softball is teh hell on the body.

Especially when you drink enough beer.
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2010, 11:26:22 AM »
enough beer.

Is that like "enough pussy"?  "Enough blow jobs?"
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2010, 12:49:11 PM »
Hmmm.....Coach belittle kicks a safety, Rod Woodson, to the curb (talked about not wanting to do the right things, yada yada yada, in his little pre-season conference, although not naming Rod in his little rambling but everyone knew he was throwing the kid under the bus) saying that he's making room for Blake Sims provided that he gets cleared by the NCAA Slaughter House....so, Coach belittle boots a player not knowing if another one will be cleared?  Yeah right.  Someone knew that the "$core$" were on the "up and up".
Something tells me this has been a long time coming. Again, a walk-on (Will Lowery) saw PT at A-Day ahead of Woodson. Everybody was kind of confused about that, but now it makes some sense. That tells me that Woodson has been on his way out for some time now. Continue with your conspiracy theories, though. Let me guess, the NCAA is in on it with us, right? It's just your usual "I don't know shit so I'm going to make something up" rant. You're no better than half the retards on BOL that make up conspiracy theories against AU, and you're just like the retards on The Bunker who have nothing better to do than make up conspiracy theories about UA.
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2010, 12:54:01 PM »
Something tells me this has been a long time coming. Again, a walk-on (Will Lowery) saw PT at A-Day ahead of Woodson. Everybody was kind of confused about that, but now it makes some sense. That tells me that Woodson has been on his way out for some time now. Continue with your conspiracy theories, though. Let me guess, the NCAA is in on it with us, right? It's just your usual "I don't know shit so I'm going to make something up" rant. You're no better than half the retards on BOL that make up conspiracy theories against AU, and you're just like the retards on The Bunker who have nothing better to do than make up conspiracy theories about UA.

You know?  What makes me the angriest about the conspiracy theories is the large quantity of accusations that really don't matter at all, yet they're thrown around as proof of scandals at SPUAT.  Such as Saban knowing early about the NCAA Clearinghouse decision with Blake Sims.  Who gives a shit? 
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »
You know?  What makes me the angriest about the conspiracy theories is the large quantity of accusations that really don't matter at all, yet they're thrown around as proof of scandals at SPUAT.  Such as Saban knowing early about the NCAA Clearinghouse decision with Blake Sims.  Who gives a shit? 
For that matter, with our situation in the secondary, I doubt Saban is going to be throwing out a Safety with some game experience without a pretty damn good reason. Again, the fact that a WALK ON was playing ahead of Woodson since Spring camp says something. Just sayin......
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2010, 02:41:51 PM »
Is that like "enough pussy"?  "Enough blow jobs?"
Can you ever get enough?
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2010, 02:49:30 PM »
Can you ever get enough?

At one time or just in general?
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2010, 02:55:07 PM »
At one time or just in general?
Like you could answer the question even if clarified.  :poke:
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2010, 03:49:22 PM »
Word. Sort of **puff puff*

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Funny poop right there. :rofl:
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Re: You knew he wouldn't work out with that name....
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2010, 09:29:07 PM »
Something tells me this has been a long time coming. Again, a walk-on (Will Lowery) saw PT at A-Day ahead of Woodson. Everybody was kind of confused about that, but now it makes some sense. That tells me that Woodson has been on his way out for some time now. Continue with your conspiracy theories, though. Let me guess, the NCAA is in on it with us, right? It's just your usual "I don't know shit so I'm going to make something up" rant. You're no better than half the retards on BOL that make up conspiracy theories against AU, and you're just like the retards on The Bunker who have nothing better to do than make up conspiracy theories about UA.
Remind us again, who's the NCAA President again?  Yeah, thought so.  There's definitely no Grade Scandels that has ever happened at SPuat and at LSU while Coach belittle was there.  There are a lot of people in Georgia that are shocked that Sims qualified.  It'll probably be the same amount of people shocked when Fanning qualifies.
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