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We are living in extraordinary times....
« on: August 03, 2010, 12:36:24 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2010, 02:09:38 PM »
Good find!  That kid's life is now changed forever.  There is nothing that makes me happier than the reaction I get from my 5 month old when I talk to him.  If he couldn't hear, I wouldn't get to experience that interaction.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2010, 03:18:06 PM »
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.
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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 03:19:45 PM »
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Until I was 15 I thought my name was God dammit and my brother was Jesus Christ.

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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2010, 03:23:38 PM »
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Thanks for ruining it for me.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2010, 03:49:13 PM »
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.
I am actually taking Spencer to the audiologist on Friday.  By the time I have called his name the fourth time, there is, shall we say, a bit more emphais on it than the first time, and it usually makes him jump as if startled.  Not sure if that is fake or not, but as of Friday I will know if he officially has a hearing problem, or if he has an attitude problem.

And armed with the knowledge that there is no physical issue, the beatings will commence without guilt.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2010, 03:52:57 PM »
I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2010, 03:53:01 PM »
Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Yep. I say it all the time..."HERE, over there is not HERE"
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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2010, 03:59:09 PM »
I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.
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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2010, 04:12:36 PM »
S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.
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Re: We are living in extraordinary times....
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2010, 04:14:11 PM »
Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.
Swim fast like an Orca whale, baby. 

Hmm... that makes me wonder about Michael Phelps...
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2010, 07:29:19 AM »
S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

This is funny as hell.


He is his mother's son.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."