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Re: Hosting
« Reply #120 on: August 04, 2010, 03:25:30 PM »
I just wanted to post this for him if he is still lurking.  He can fill it out and send it to the cyber police.
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #121 on: August 04, 2010, 03:26:11 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 04, 2010, 03:24:17 PM
I bet it fucks like a wild hose beast.

Set your beer on it's head.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #122 on: August 04, 2010, 03:30:42 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 04, 2010, 03:24:17 PM
I bet it fucks like a wild hose beast.

I bet it smells like bigfoot's dick.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #123 on: August 04, 2010, 04:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 03:30:42 PM
I bet it smells like bigfoot's dick.

Oh baby, das jus naaasssty.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #124 on: August 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2010, 03:24:29 PM
Fixed the rule for you
It ain't just here. I have friends who do stuff like that for the hell of it.
They could probably have your water turned off in the next 30 minutes.
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #125 on: August 04, 2010, 04:48:24 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on August 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
It ain't just here. I have friends who do stuff like that for the hell of it.
They could probably have your water turned off in the next 30 minutes.
I just got wet.
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« Reply #126 on: August 04, 2010, 04:48:58 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on August 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
It ain't just here. I have friends who do stuff like that for the hell of it.
They could probably have your water turned off in the next 30 minutes.


And then they'll meet you at the sonic.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #127 on: August 04, 2010, 06:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2010, 04:48:58 PM

And then they'll meet you at the sonic.
The one in Alma? That place is rough.
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #128 on: August 04, 2010, 11:15:16 PM »
As I read this thread, Fox 6 is running a special on suicide because of bullying.     :haha:
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2010, 09:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Token on August 04, 2010, 11:15:16 PM
As I read this thread, Fox 6 is running a special on suicide because of bullying.     :haha:

Was that the one with Finebaum and Karle?
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« Reply #130 on: August 07, 2010, 01:49:08 PM »
I wish someone would bully Karle right off the air.  Fox 6 is the worst sports team that does not include Mike Raita (who is a douche of a different flavor.)
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #131 on: September 07, 2010, 11:34:26 AM »
I think I am going to rename this thread the "Read if you are having a shitty day" thread.  It's glorious!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #132 on: September 07, 2010, 01:20:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 07, 2010, 11:34:26 AM
I think I am going to rename this thread the "Read if you are having a shitty day" thread.  It's glorious!
As you wish
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #133 on: September 07, 2010, 01:27:13 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 07, 2010, 01:20:41 PM
As you wish

Come here princess Buttercup.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #134 on: September 07, 2010, 03:06:40 PM »
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #135 on: September 07, 2010, 03:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 07, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
:by:

I haven't finished reading this thread yeti.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hosting
« Reply #136 on: September 07, 2010, 03:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 07, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
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You may be cool for a bammer, but do not pretend to act as if you have ever seen the elusive Buttertooth Yeti.
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Re: Hosting
« Reply #137 on: September 07, 2010, 03:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 07, 2010, 03:13:02 PM
You may be cool for a bammer, but do not pretend to act as if you have ever seen the elusive Buttertooth Yeti.
I know of only one man, and he is disabled now because of it.
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« Reply #138 on: September 07, 2010, 03:15:24 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 07, 2010, 03:14:15 PM
I know of only one man, and he is disabled now because of it.

They've even called in special forces to track it down.
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« Reply #139 on: September 07, 2010, 03:19:10 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 07, 2010, 03:14:15 PM
I know of only one man, and he is disabled now because of it.
His offspring is pretty limber though.
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