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Jaws
Directed by Steven Spielberg
1975
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
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Roy Scheider: There's a big shark in the water. Close the beaches.
Murray Hamilton: No way. Your evidence is inconclusive. Clean the dead people off the beach to make room for the tourists.
(Some SCARY MUSIC rings out, and a BIG FAT GUY gets EATEN.)
Robert Shaw: I'm tough and grim. (shark eats him)
Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss: Take that. (shark dies)
THE END
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