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« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2010, 01:09:14 PM »
I am not going to Arkansas.

-Tommy Tuberville (years 04, 05, 06, 07)
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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2010, 01:12:49 PM »
I would love to go to Arkansas.

-Tommy Tuberville (years '09 '10)
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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2010, 01:16:54 PM »
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
- Bob Golic
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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2010, 01:17:36 PM »
I did not have sex with that woman.

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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2010, 01:21:49 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: July 27, 2010, 01:50:54 PM »
I pick Shouth Carolina to play Arkanshaw in the Eschh E C Schampionshhhhip.

- Lou Holtz
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« Reply #46 on: July 27, 2010, 01:58:56 PM »
That crazy bitch burned my house down.

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« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2010, 02:02:01 PM »
Boom Mother Fucker
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« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2010, 02:03:27 PM »
I think I have herpes.

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« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2010, 02:06:17 PM »
I think I have herpes....on my face.

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« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2010, 02:06:51 PM »
O N E at a time.

- WarTim
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« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2010, 02:21:25 PM »
Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn. 

Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.
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« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2010, 02:37:45 PM »
Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.

No shit?
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« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2010, 02:47:20 PM »
No poop?

I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.
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« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2010, 02:59:47 PM »
the best part of you ran down your mother's leg

I would rather see my player drunk in the gutter than walking across campus with a girl........I can get him sober, I can't get him over that girl.......uga coach...and they took this one to heart in Athens

I tell you what, that poop is so strong, you could take one strand of it and pull the Titanic across the Sahara

Where in the hell did they come from?  1972  :)

I sure would like to see 'em do that again. 1972

That turf sure does bounce nice.  1972

I have never seen an atheist on a landing craft.

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« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2010, 03:13:51 PM »
I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.

Actually, they're both gone.  But I knows what youz means brah!
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« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2010, 04:57:51 PM »
Not football, but one that stung me.

I had just sent home some pictures of me while in basic training (army) and I got a chance to call, while talking to my mother about them I heard him in the background.

"Makes me want to buy fucking Russian war bonds"      :cage:
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