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Famous Football Quotes
« on: July 26, 2010, 01:15:22 PM »
I'm sure these have been posted before but someone just sent them to me and since football season is fast approaching....

At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."

Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.


"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas."

Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.



"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that."

Bobby Bowden / Florida State



"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be  the one who dropped it."

Lou Holtz / Arkansas



"When you win, nothing hurts."

Joe Namath / Alabama



"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."

Lou Holtz / Arkansas



"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!"

Bear Bryant / Alabama



"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."

Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

Woody Hayes / Ohio State


"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."

Bob Devaney / Nebraska


"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."

Wally Butts / Georgia



"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life."

Paul Dietzel / LSU


"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class."

  Bear Bryant / Alabama


When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"No, but you can see it from here."

Lou Holtz / Arkansas...


"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him

to quit in practice, not in a game."

Bear Bryant / Alabama


"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line."

  Matty Bell / SMU


"Lads,you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died."

Frank Leahy / Notre Dame



"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms -

Truman's and Eisenhower's."

Alex Karras / Iowa



"My advice to defensive players:Take the shortest route to the ball

and arrive in a bad humor."

Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee


"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades."

Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State



"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."

  Shug Jordan / Auburn


"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."

 Darrell Royal / Texas



"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure."

Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"They whipped us like a tied up goat."

  Spike Dykes / Texas Tech



"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said:  "Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good."

Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State



"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."

Bobby Bowden / Florida State



"Football is not a contact sport- it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."

Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team:

"All those who need showers, take them."

John McKay / USC



"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education."

Murray Warmath / Minnesota



"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.

To be a back, you only have to be dumb."

Knute Rockne / Notre Dame



"Oh,we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."

Spike Dykes / Texas Tech



"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it."

Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."

Darrell Royal / Texas



"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."

John McKay / USC



"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad ."

Darrell Royal / University of Texas



"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."

Knute Rockne / Notre Dame



"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football"

John Heisman

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 07:12:49 PM »
Almost all of the assholes I've stumbled across in my life have been alabama fans. The other 3 were from Virginia. - Pell City Tiger
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 07:19:03 PM »
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"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."

John McKay / USC

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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 11:29:10 PM »
"i have a blueprint."

gene chizik / auburn


wait, what?
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 12:03:59 AM »
"Jibba Jab, Jibba jab, Rowh Tyde"  - Every Alabama fan on Planet Earth
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 04:48:18 AM »
Following yet another Tampa Bay Buccaneer loss in their early seasons, he was asked what he thought of his team's execution. He replied "I'm in favor of it."
John McKay.
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 10:28:40 AM »
"Jibba Jab, Jibba jab, Rowh Tyde"  - Every Alabama fan on Planet Earth

Shane from Centerpoint gets the credit for this one though.
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 10:35:20 AM »
Hey Pawlll, rabble, rabble, rable, yammer, rammer, rabble, Ro Ti!
- 99.68% of the Paul Finebaum show callers
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 10:45:42 AM »
"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron

"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 11:00:56 AM »
"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron

"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.


Love that one.

Also like "Run the ball, play defense, knock the hell out of the other guy" - Pat Dye
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 11:01:16 AM »
“When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something”

Dick Butkus

“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”

 Don Shula

“Football is easy if you're crazy as hell”

 Bo Jackson
 

 

 
« Last Edit: July 27, 2010, 11:01:57 AM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 11:06:10 AM »
PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!?! PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 11:08:34 AM »
"Yaw yaw yaw, football!"
-Ed Orgeron

"About 60 minutes."
-Pat Dye when asked how long it would take him to beat Alabama.

was my sig when I first joined over here last summer. Love ole Dye...
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« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2010, 11:09:32 AM »
BECAUSE IT'S GARBAGE.  And the editor that let it come out IS GARBAGE; COME AFTER ME!  I'M A MAN!  I'M FORTY!  I'M NOT A KID.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2010, 11:10:49 AM »
"Son, you suck."

My High School Football Coach
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 11:13:14 AM »
From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye:  

In a staff meeting on recruiting...

Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt):  Joe what about your area?

Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"

Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "FUCK a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherfuckers!"
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« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 11:13:42 AM »
"If you needed two yards, you give the ball to Walt and he'll get you two yards.  If you needed eight yards, you give the ball to Walt and he'll get you two yards."

-Don Meredith on Cowboy's running back Walt Garrison
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2010, 11:14:20 AM »
An’ I don’t know, friends, until this day what it was that they
was a-doin’ down there, but I have studied about it, and I think it’s
some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them
men can take that punkin an’ run from one end of that cow pasture
to the other’n without either gettin’ knocked down—
‘er steppin’ in somethin’ !

-  Andy Griffith
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2010, 11:15:34 AM »
An’ I don’t know, friends, until this day what it was that they
was a-doin’ down there, but I have studied about it, and I think it’s
some kindly of a contest where they see which bunch-full of them
men can take that punkin an’ run from one end of that cow pasture
to the other’n without either gettin’ knocked down—
‘er steppin’ in somethin’ !

-  Andy Griffith

Heard that bit on Blue Collar XM the other day.  Still funny! 
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Re: Famous Football Quotes
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2010, 11:17:43 AM »
From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye:  

In a staff meeting on recruiting...

Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt):  Joe what about your area?

Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"

Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "phuk a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherphukers!"

From a friend of mine that was a GA under dye: 

In a staff meeting on recruiting...

Coach Dye (to Joe Whitt):  Joe what about your area?

Coach Whitt: "There's this kid down in Florida...but he's a good kid"

Coach Dye: **slams his fist on the table hard enough to spill drinks on it and startle coaches** "phuk a 'good kid' Joe, good kids beat Vanderbilt and MSU...find me some mean motherphukers!"

So this happened twice? Damn - Dye was a mean mother fucker.
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