Welcome, Yoda

Saniflush · « **Reply #40 on:** July 22, 2010, 06:38:52 AM »

This thread proves once and for all that we really do not need anyone else here to entertain us. We accomplish that on our own. Three pages of welcome the fucktard still hasn't shown up.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2010, 09:31:05 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 22, 2010, 06:38:52 AM

This thread proves once and for all that we really do not need anyone else here to entertain us. We achomplish that on our own. Three pages of welcome the fucktard still hasn't shown up.

Thrilla made this whole thing up to get things going on a slow day.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:02:34 AM »

Hey, Wang, I think this place is restricted. Don't tell 'em you're Jewish.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #43 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:08:04 AM »

I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.

Saniflush · « **Reply #44 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:15:30 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2010, 10:08:04 AM

I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood.

Godfather · « **Reply #45 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:21:02 AM »

Set my friend up with the whole schmear. You know, clubs, bags, shoes......gloves, shirt, pants.

Orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #46 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »

This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #47 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:53:08 AM »

But it looks good on you though.

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #48 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:06:35 AM »

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #49 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:19:16 AM »

Whoa...the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

Thrilla · « **Reply #50 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:27:48 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 22, 2010, 09:31:05 AM

Thrilla made this whole thing up to get things going on a slow day.

My evil plot has me laughing here maniacally. Now dance, monkeys!

Thrilla · « **Reply #51 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:29:27 AM »

but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #52 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:53:30 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 22, 2010, 11:29:27 AM

but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.

So basically, you just created a new account for Birmingham. Gotcha.

AWK · « **Reply #53 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:54:11 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 22, 2010, 11:53:30 AM

So basically, you just created a new account for Birmingham. Gotcha.

He said absolute retard, not inbred.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #54 on:** July 22, 2010, 12:32:10 PM »

My apologies to absolute retards.

Godfather · « **Reply #55 on:** July 22, 2010, 01:21:47 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 22, 2010, 11:29:27 AM

but seriously...this guy is an absolute retard when it comes to using the internet.

Is he bigger than me?

Jumbo · « **Reply #56 on:** July 22, 2010, 02:23:06 PM »

Oh, this your wife....you musta been something before electricity.

Yoda · « **Reply #57 on:** July 22, 2010, 05:10:18 PM »

Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #58 on:** July 22, 2010, 05:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Yoda on July 22, 2010, 05:10:18 PM

Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.

Good to see you found a booster seat for your desk chair.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #59 on:** July 22, 2010, 05:26:37 PM »

Quote from: Yoda on July 22, 2010, 05:10:18 PM

Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know. Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.

We're just not going to tell you who until after we shoot some golfs with you.