Annual TigersX golf outting

Saniflush · « **on:** July 21, 2010, 11:25:43 AM »

The date? August 21st
The Place? The Highlands in Birmingham

Festivities will actually begin the day before on Friday when a large portion of folks will be rolling into town to begin the drinking and whoring.

Anyone interested in the drinking, whoring, golf, or a combination of the three please to be sounding off. All board members are welcome.

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 21, 2010, 11:25:43 AM

The date? August 21st
The Place? The Highlands in Birmingham

Festivities will actually begin the day before on Friday when a large portion of folks will be rolling into town to begin the drinking and whoring.

Anyone interested in the drinking, whoring, golf, or a combination of the three please to be sounding off. All board members are welcome.

All 3 of those activities sound awesome. I am going to attempt to do 2 of them (drinking and whoring) tomorrow with Thrilla at the Ted.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:39:05 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 21, 2010, 11:36:54 AM

All 3 of those activities sound awesome. I am going to attempt to do 2 of them (drinking and whoring) tomorrow with Thrilla at the Ted.

How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...

GH2001 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:46:32 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 21, 2010, 11:39:05 AM

How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...

I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?

End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani

On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.

AWK · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:49:52 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 21, 2010, 11:46:32 AM

I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?

End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani

On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.

That's what the mass amount of alcohol is for.

GH2001 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2010, 11:54:07 AM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 11:49:52 AM

That's what the mass amount of alcohol is for.

Yeah - fucking Lite beer wore off quickly, then the pain set in. I need something stronger for next time. Perhaps some Crown or Jameson.

Mmmm...tasty

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:06:14 PM »

I know myself along with some other beer drinking GODS will be there to defend the title. We might be in position to barter for a few free agents here and there though. Don't forget about Gulligans. It's going to be a fucking riot. Nothing says golf more, than Gulligans and rioting.

AWK · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:12:06 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 12:06:14 PM

I know myself along with some other beer drinking GODS will be there to defend the title. We might be in position to barter for a few free agents here and there though. Don't forget about Gulligans. It's going to be a fucking riot. Nothing says golf more, than Gulligans and rioting.

I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:13:15 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 12:12:06 PM

I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.

I want to party with you, cowboy.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:16:43 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 12:12:06 PM

I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.

my shortgame is decent.
But I'm perfectly willing to drive the cart.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:17:45 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 12:12:06 PM

I would make a wager that my foursome will have the most beer drank. Fact.

Okay, let's be clear that you can't be drinking O'Douls this time if you're going to talk smack.

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:18:21 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 21, 2010, 12:16:43 PM

my shortgame is decent.
But I'm perfectly willing to drive the cart.

That brings up a good point. How will we divide this up? Pick out of the hat?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:19:48 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 12:18:21 PM

That brings up a good point. How will we divide this up? Pick out of the hat?

Do a round robin format. Each team gets her for an equal number of whore's..errr...I mean holes.

Thrilla · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 21, 2010, 11:39:05 AM

How much does it cost these days to get to blow Bobby Cox? That's all he is gonna want to do...

Wench! Your baseball jealousy shines so brightly. And I don't pay a dime for that shit...I'm in the club.

Quote from: GH2001 on July 21, 2010, 11:46:32 AM

I dont think he has thought about it so much since his time has been occupied following a winning team. I know in regards to baseball, there are some on here that cant possibly imagine what that is. Thrilla has promised me that the beer will be in plenty and the whoring will be abundant. Are they whores if we dont pay?

End Thread Hijack - Sorry Sani

On topic - was at the driving range Saturday. Hit 80 balls and my back was fucking killing me for a day. It had been about 16 months since last playing a round. Trying to get back in the swing of things so to speak. I remember when I played weekly. Now its yearly if I am lucky.

GH, if you can make it to the golf tourney, it'll be worth your while. And we will definitely do some pre drinking and whoring tomorrow to condition our livers and other equipment appropriately.

If we are keeping the same foursomes, then Uncle Sani and I will need a 3rd and 4th. Let me nominate Ogre and AWK, who will be more then willing to make up strokes via beers consumed versus getting a low round.

It may be better to draw out of a hat though...randomness dictates this board...why not the tourney?

Token · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:22:41 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 21, 2010, 12:16:43 PM

my shortgame is decent.

I'm pretty long with my wood. Maybe we should pair up and make some birdies.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:23:14 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 21, 2010, 12:20:24 PM

Wench! Your baseball jealousy shines so brightly. And I don't pay a dime for that shit...I'm in the club.

GH, if you can make it to the golf tourney, it'll be worth your while. And we will definitely do some pre drinking and whoring tomorrow to condition our livers and other equipment appropriately.

If we are keeping the same foursomes, then Uncle Sani and I will need a 3rd and 4th. Let me nominate Ogre and AWK, who will be more then willing to make up strokes via beers consumed versus getting a low round.

It may be better to draw out of a hat though...randomness dictates this board...why not the tourney?

I'm open to whatev.