FIFA

[Tiger Six]

Chuck Norris' beard is the goalie.

[AUTiger1]

The crippled chicken is the goalie, right?

I thought Chuck's bead was the goalie?

Fuck it!  What Pale Rider said!

[War Eagle!!!]

Chuck Norris makes a vuvuzela sound like the London Symphony.

I laughed out loud...

[GH2001]

Chuck Norris is ghey just like soccer.

Ok Sani - this where me and you go our separate ways.....Chuck does not partake in teh ghey butt sex festivities unless there is something he has not told me.

[Saniflush]

Ok Sani - this where me and you go our separate ways.....Chuck does not partake in teh ghey butt sex festivities unless there is something he has not told me.

I don't care about either I was just trying to stir the pot.  Unlike soccer fans.....Who like to stir the collards.

[AWK]

I don't care about either I was just trying to stir the pot.  Unlike soccer fans.....Who like to stir the collards.

R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter sold separately.

[War Eagle!!!]

R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter sold separately.

Only thang that makes my life complete is to turn your face into a toilet seat

[djsimp]

R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter sold separately.

and with each purchase of R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter, you get 3 Scooby Snacks free of charge.

[War Eagle!!!]

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love,
I don't really want, none of the above
I want to piss on you.
drip drip drip pee on you, piss on you

[Snaggletiger]

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' bout.

[AUChizad]

Chad talking smack about fags beating people up gave me my laugh for the day.

As Kaos would say, good one Sancho - and thanks for playing.

The fook'd you say about us, you bloody fookin wanka?

[Saniflush]

The fook'd you say about us, you bloody fookin wanka?

I said LIVERPOOL!


Fuck me.  Soccer movie smack.

[GH2001]

I'm impressed. Not

Do those soccer 'guys'/english fags want a little of this? Seeing as how these Irish guys took out a Russian Mafia team twice their size, surely a couple of fruity cheerios would be of no issue.

Cheers

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5523252

[djsimp]

you had me on "these Irish guys". You don't mess with the Arshtans.

[eagleair89]

The Netherlands and Japan make it 12.  Brazil and Portugal make it 14.

Chile will make 15 and Spain and Switzerland are vying for the 16th and last spot.

The two teams (out of 16) that survive single elimination play will combine forces and face Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris's beard and his crippled chicken for the World Cup Title.

[djsimp]

The Netherlands and Japan make it 12.  Brazil and Portugal make it 14.

Chile will make 15 and Spain and Switzerland are vying for the 16th and last spot.

The two teams (out of 16) that survive single elimination play will combine forces and face Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris's beard and his crippled chicken for the World Cup Title.

My money is on Chuck but if the US makes it to the final, Im gonna be in a pickle.

[eagleair89]

My money is on Chuck but if the US makes it to the final, Im gonna be in a pickle.

This is the doomsday scenario for soccer lovers everywhere, for if it happens Team USA and Chuck Norris (along with his beard and crippled chicken) will simply lock arms and lead the crowd in a vuvuzela rendition of Kum-Ba_Yah, retire the world cup trophy, disband FIFA (or give it to Jerry Jones...same difference) and the NFL will take over the world.

 

[djsimp]

and the NFL will take over the world.

 

This has already been tested. The NFL Europe was horrible along with the other leagues that have spawned over the years. They even tried making the season for these leagues during the spring. It was good for about a year aor two and then flopped.

[djsimp]

With only a half to play, US is down 1 to nill. US looking a little lethargic.