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Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« on: June 10, 2010, 12:40:05 PM »
Picked up my Lindy's last night.  Before you say fuck em' in da' mouf, I don't really give a rat's ass about their predictions or anyone else's. They had Auburn 26th or 27th.  What-ev. This is Man Cave Library material.  The bathroom just became a happier place because I can check out heights, weights, recruiting bios and corching changes all from the comfort of my throne. It's a summer of crucial information gathering.  By the time the season rolls around, I'll be a bona fide expert, people.  And you will just have to deal with my vastly superior intellect of teh foosballs.

BTDub...they had Bama at #1 so fuck em' in da' mouf.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 12:52:22 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 10, 2010, 12:40:05 PM
Picked up my Lindy's last night.  Before you say fuck em' in da' mouf, I don't really give a rat's ass about their predictions or anyone else's. They had Auburn 26th or 27th.  What-ev. This is Man Cave Library material.  The bathroom just became a happier place because I can check out heights, weights, recruiting bios and corching changes all from the comfort of my throne. It's a summer of crucial information gathering.  By the time the season rolls around, I'll be a bona fide expert, people.  And you will just have to deal with my vastly superior intellect of teh foosballs.

BTDub...they had Bama at #1 so fuck em' in da' mouf.
I'll be picking up Phi Steele's magazine and a Playboy.
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 12:57:23 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on June 10, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
I'll be picking up Phi Steele's magazine and a Playboy.

You have chosen well, Grasshopper
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on June 10, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
I'll be picking up Phi Steele's magazine and a Playboy.
Shouldn't taking a poop and jerking off be mutually exclusive events?  That just seems kind of gross... :puke:
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 01:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
Shouldn't taking a poop and jerking off be mutually exclusive events?  That just seems kind of gross... :puke:

Just wait until he propositions you for a blumpkin.
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 01:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
Shouldn't taking a poop and jerking off be mutually exclusive events?  That just seems kind of gross... :puke:
It's all about the courtesy flush.
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 01:13:14 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on June 10, 2010, 01:02:20 PM
It's all about the courtesy flush.

He knows...he's Bruce Dickinson.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 01:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
Shouldn't taking a poop and jerking off be mutually exclusive events?  That just seems kind of gross... :puke:

Both can be quite satisfying.
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2010, 01:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 01:00:48 PM
Shouldn't taking a poop and jerking off be mutually exclusive events?  That just seems kind of gross... :puke:

If you time it just right, you have stuff coming out at teh same time. One liquid-One solid.  Unless of course you had mexican the night before. Then double liquid.  :ebm: :moon: :taunt:
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2010, 04:45:27 PM »
Unfortuantely for me, I considered this for an additional nanosecond...

I guess the goal is to be able to mask the sounds of a Big O by pretending it was a Big D instead?

Now, does anyone know how to bleach one's brain? :blink:
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2010, 06:39:11 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 10, 2010, 04:45:27 PM
Unfortuantely for me, I considered this for an additional nanosecond...

I guess the goal is to be able to mask the sounds of a Big O by pretending it was a Big D instead?

Now, does anyone know how to bleach one's brain? :blink:
This may help...
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Re: Lindy's and Athlon Are Out
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 06:44:26 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on June 10, 2010, 01:01:33 PM
Just wait until he propositions you for a blumpkin.

The two greatest pleasures in life rolled into one happy event. It is the Meximelt of sex.
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