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Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!

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Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« on: February 25, 2008, 11:33:27 AM »


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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2008, 12:24:44 PM »
I thought the SS version was fairly creative, but damn, Kimmel pulled out all the stops on this one.
I thought a new "We are the world" was about to spring up....
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2008, 03:27:20 PM »
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 11:13:18 AM »
There are NO WORDS for how hot Matt Damon is.    :idhitit:

He is probably #1 on my "Do at any cost if given the chance" list.  Ben used to be hot, but now he is just weird.  But I'd fuck Matt Damon any day, any where, any time, any way.  What a stud.   :10:
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 12:03:42 PM »
Wow TigerWench, I like it when you talk dirty.   :s&m:
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 01:05:35 PM »
There are NO WORDS for how hot Matt Damon is.    :idhitit:

He is probably #1 on my "Do at any cost if given the chance" list.  Ben used to be hot, but now he is just weird.  But I'd fuck Matt Damon any day, any where, any time, any way.  What a stud.   :10:

What about someone who's SEEN  a Matt Damon movie?
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 03:47:56 PM »
What about someone who's SEEN  a Matt Damon movie?
Sorry - no second-hand knowledge allowed - altho if you could hook me up with Matt Damon and the deed was done, you might get a finders fee...
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2008, 02:34:05 AM »
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2008, 10:41:08 AM »
There are NO WORDS for how hot Matt Damon is.    :idhitit:

He is probably #1 on my "Do at any cost if given the chance" list.  Ben used to be hot, but now he is just weird.  But I'd fuck Matt Damon any day, any where, any time, any way.  What a stud.   :10:
Well, they were gonna give him this year's Sexiest Man Alive since I won it the last two years, but at the last minute they went ahead and gave it to me. You can still find some rare printings of his version, but this is the official cover for that month.
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Re: Kimmel responds to Fucking Matt Damon!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2008, 11:12:35 AM »
Well, they were gonna give him this year's Sexiest Man Alive since I won it the last two years, but at the last minute they went ahead and gave it to me. You can still find some rare printings of his version, but this is the official cover for that month.

I have that issue. They did a good write up on you.

I gotta say though, the Robin Roberts article was a real tear jerker. The part where they had to remove one of her testicles, man, I just got all misty-eyed.
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