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In Orlando until Wednesday
« on: May 16, 2010, 12:27:04 AM »
Any of you losers live around this area?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 09:29:12 AM »
My condolences.  I hate just about everything about Orlando.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 09:31:22 AM »
My condolences.  I hate just about everything about Orlando.

Why ya gotta hate on Mickey?  Does he have some undeveloped rolls on film we should know about?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 09:32:59 AM »
Why ya gotta hate on Mickey?  Does he have some undeveloped rolls on film we should know about?

Everything about the mouse culture rubs me the wrong way.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 09:35:12 AM »
Everything about the mouse culture rubs me the wrong way.

Did the Mickey Mouse Club make you feel like an outcast as a kid?  Tell me about your mother....

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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »
Animal Kingdom is pretty cool.  Avoid everything else Disney. 
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 03:54:29 PM »
Everything about the mouse culture rubs me the wrong way.
You took a girl there and she broke your heart?  You thought she went a bit crazy, but then found out she was just fucking Goofy?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 06:05:09 PM »
I may go to hell for this but I actually got my first feel of the forbidden fruit on space mountain during a church trip back in like 1982.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 06:42:35 PM »
I may go to hell for this but I actually got my first feel of the forbidden fruit on space mountain during a church trip back in like 1982.

Either the rollercoaster was running real slow that day, or that experience was no fun at all for the female.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2010, 07:04:47 PM »
I may go to hell for this but I actually got my first feel of the forbidden fruit on space mountain during a church trip back in like 1982.
Depends on whether the fruit you felt were grapes or melons......

And was that Space Mountain, or Splash Flash Mountain?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 09:12:42 AM »
Everything about the mouse culture rubs me the wrong way.
But I thought you were a huge Miley Cyrus fan?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 11:57:23 AM »
But I thought you were a huge Miley Cyrus fan?

Once she has the inevitable coke-whore crash, I'll be a MUCH bigger fan.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 12:45:39 PM »
Is Miley Cyrus too sexy too soon?

On the next Oprah Winfrey show.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2010, 04:14:25 PM »
I too hate rat land.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2010, 05:04:21 PM »
Is Miley Cyrus too sexy too soon?

On the next Oprah Winfrey show.
It's all about the climb...
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2010, 12:04:57 AM »
Depends on whether the fruit you felt were grapes or melons......

And was that Space Mountain, or Splash Flash Mountain?

It was back in the day when the you sat one in front of the other.  Thank God for loose shorts as I got to feel that wonderful warm wetness that I would become addicted to.
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2010, 09:25:35 AM »
It was back in the day when the you sat one in front of the other.  Thank God for loose shorts as I got to feel that wonderful warm wetness that I would become addicted to.
Cock and Balls?
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Re: In Orlando until Wednesday
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2010, 10:40:37 AM »
Cock and Balls?

What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you read. He was referring to "SWEATY" cock and balls.


Damn. The older you get.....
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