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Jesus H. Christ - Really Sweet Home Alabama!!!
« on: May 12, 2010, 11:48:54 AM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 11:53:17 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That's 4/4  :rofl:'s.
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 12:07:07 PM »
Mmmmmm...  Two Xs... 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 12:16:21 PM »
I pre-ordered my badge.  I can't wait.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 12:24:48 PM »
Wow...  That Gob'ner's race is gettin' heated.

http://www.youtube.com/v/9RfwoiFQZtg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 12:30:35 PM »
That was fucking awesome!!!   :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2010, 12:49:38 PM »
I gotta admit - that was funny as hell. Good job to that guy.
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Re: Jesus H. Christ - Really Sweet Home Alabama!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010, 04:58:22 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 12, 2010, 12:16:21 PM
I pre-ordered my badge.  I can't wait.

Do they have those badges available for out-of-state, natural born Americans?  I might not be able to come to another game at Auburn if they don't.

*Edit: Maybe I can get a temporary tourist VISA from teh Alabama Embassy?
« Last Edit: May 12, 2010, 05:02:43 PM by Tarheel »
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 07:14:47 AM »
Quote from: Tarheel on May 12, 2010, 04:58:22 PM
Do they have those badges available for out-of-state, natural born Americans?  I might not be able to come to another game at Auburn if they don't.

*Edit: Maybe I can get a temporary tourist VISA from teh Alabama Embassy?

Are you a naturalized citizen of the whole United States of Georgia?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 12:55:45 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 13, 2010, 07:14:47 AM
Are you a naturalized citizen of the whole United States of Georgia?

Yes, I immigrated here from my home country, the whole United States of North Carolina, in 1990; although I don't speak Georgian good.

 :vn:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 12:57:02 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on May 13, 2010, 12:55:45 PM
Yes, I immigrated here from my home country, the whole United States of North Carolina, in 1990; although I don't speak Georgian good.

 :vn:

As long as you can read Georgian, you should be fine.
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 01:02:15 PM »
Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 12:57:02 PM
As long as you can read Georgian, you should be fine. 

Μπορείτε gringos θα έπρεπε να ντρέπεται! 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010, 01:06:42 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 13, 2010, 01:02:15 PM
Μπορείτε gringos θα έπρεπε να ντρέπεται! 

влажный назад
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010, 02:14:18 PM »
Do they give the Geogia Driver's License exam in Northcarolinian?  If they do, what a fucking waste.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010, 02:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 02:14:18 PM
Do they give the Geogia Driver's License exam in Northcarolinian?  If they do, what a fucking waste.

I think there has been a ban on visas issued to North Carolinians ever since they shot Stonewall Jackson.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 02:31:50 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 13, 2010, 02:14:18 PM
Do they give the Geogia Driver's License exam in Northcarolinian?  If they do, what a fucking waste.

You have a problem with a katrisquazillion dollars?  Because that's what you'll be pissing away if you kill the Northcarolinian version of the Georgia Driving exam.

Next thing, you'll be wanting to build a damn fence through the middle of Augusta National.  Unsophisticated asshole.
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 02:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Token on May 13, 2010, 02:31:50 PM
You have a problem with a katrisquazillion dollars?  Because that's what you'll be pissing away if you kill the Northcarolinian version of the Georgia Driving exam.

Next thing, you'll be wanting to build a damn fence through the middle of Augusta National.  Unsophisticated butthole.

A fence won't work.  We'll need to build a wall to keep 'em out!
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 02:51:00 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 13, 2010, 02:40:59 PM
A fence won't work.  We'll need to build a wall to keep 'em out!

and a moat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 03:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 13, 2010, 02:51:00 PM
and a moat.

I'll need a boat and a ladder for the Dukonians to get in.
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