No shit? You heard it here first, folks.
Since no one is going to reveal the hidden code...
Eltoro was sitting around being all content when he decided to jerk off. He realized, however, that he's an Auburn football player and doesn't have to resort to manual stimulation. He can go get the real thing. So he went out, showing his ass. All kinds of people were impressed by him, but Eltoro couldn't take his eyes off of this one hot chick. He could have had any of the others, but he picks the one who is studying Feminism in America. She gives him a warning to behave like a gentlemen. He says forget that and jumps her bones. She quickly stops him and refuses to have sex with him.
That's when the devil stepped in and gave Eltoro a pep talk. He's an Auburn football player and all, so he deserves all the pussy he gets his hands on. So, he whips that bitch into shape. Throws her down and has his way. He's satisfied and heads back home to resume chillin' out in his apartment.
She called the cops and reported rape.
That's the story. At least, that's what the bammers on Rivals claimed.