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Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke

Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« on: February 04, 2010, 11:08:47 PM »
http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20100204/SPORTS/100204045/Seventh-grade+football+star+picks+a+college

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David Sills, a highly-touted youth quarterback, made a verbal commitment tonight to accept a college football scholarship from USC.

Sills is not even in high school yet. He is a seventh-grader at Red Lion Christian Academy in Bear.

Red Lion high school varsity coach Eric Day confirmed the decision by Sills tonight, also confirming that USC coach Lane Kiffin recently offered a scholarship to the 13-year-old Sills.


"I'm very excited but I was very, very nervous," Sills said tonight about talking to Kiffin over the phone. "It was very cool [to talk to Kiffin] but my heart was beating so fast, and I was scared. But after it was over, I was so excited and pumped."
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Re: Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 11:25:59 PM »
I would put my whole future 401k and Pension on that Kiffin's stupid ass won't be in USC in 6 yrs when that kid is old enough to get to College.  And the kid's probably not a doogie howser either.
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Re: Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 11:31:56 PM »
I would put my whole future 401k and Pension on that Kiffin's stupid ass won't be in USC in 6 yrs when that kid is old enough to get to College.  And the kid's probably not a doogie howser either.

Doogie Howser is gay. 
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Re: Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 12:50:07 AM »
Doogie Howser is gay. 
Legen.  Dary.
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Re: Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 01:18:17 AM »
Legen.  Dary.

He does cows too?  Got photos?
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Re: Kiffin's Recruiting is a Chuck Norris Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 08:33:27 AM »
He does cows too?  Got photos?
He does the Possimpible.
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